User blog comment:FoolishMortalFOOL/JPN translation/@comment-1949750-20120325053636

Yo! Here's what I actually said.

Red is wearing a candy called, "Earth."

or

Red is wearing "Earth" (a brand of candy).

赤ちゃん ー　あかちゃん　－　Aka chan translates to Baby in JPN. This is just another word for Japanese. 赤　mean red (aka) in JPN. Aka chan is note the redness in a baby's face.

However, it is possible for a person's name or nickname to be red. If you didn't note, Chan is a Japanese honorific to address a girl. usually friends can use this honorific when address their female friends. So if a girl is nicknamed, "Red" for some reason, it is reasonable for her friends to call her Aka-chan.

For this reason, I decided to use google translate's strength against itself since it didn't see the possibility that Aka-chan could mean something else than its popular meaning.

ち (chi) does mean blood. But it also means Earth. Again, google did not notice that it could have another meaning.

あめ　(ame) means rain or candy.

きます (kimasu) is a present conjugated form. It could mean ,"To come" （来ます)　or "To wear "　(来ます）. They both say きます　(kimasu). Don't know why but Google for some reason only translated をき to "to care" but that doesn't make any sense since を is a particle and doesn't meaning any at all by itself and only used to depict and subject commiting an action with an object so...Google Translate...WTF.

Goggle Translate doesn't really work that well if you don't have the kanji.

For those who wants to see if you would be able to translate it if I typed it in Kanji.

赤ちゃんは地という飴を着ます.

That baby is wearing a candy land.

Well, it's accurate but it's still awkward. Still needs work on that translation, google.

So better luck til next time.