User blog comment:Carabe197/Crew of new/@comment-3202520-20180130210007

Johnathan John Johnson also known as Joe, Jonny, JoJo and more simply as Bob.

Formerly a carpenter now a person running from the law for a crime he did not commit, Joe enjoys not only a drop of beer but also the thrill of woodworking. A master craftsman and the son of a lumberjack John knows a trick or two about using an Axe to survive in the wild, and has murdered more than what would be a reasonable amount of bears using it.

Make no mistake Joe should be behind bars for his genocide of the bear population of his home-island but the marines are after him for a crime he himself did not commit, also inexplicably linked with another case of bear genocide, but that's as far as he himself claims to know.

Armed only with an "oversized" axe for his size, he himself a dwarf, he sails the seas in hopes not of glory or fame but mostly just peace and quiet. Perhaps he would be able to lay low better if only he would drop his axe, affectionally nicknamed Unbearable Weight, and if he stopped wearing bright plaid.

Like every dwarf John is very gullible, also incapable of understanding metaphors or idioms. In fact calling him an idiot wouldn't be too farfetched, the only thing he really understands is wood and how to work it.

Probably the minion of a villain.