The Ills of a Madman

'''NOTE! THIS IS NOT TO INSULT THE COOL 13TH MADMAN. THIS IS JUST PART OF THE GREAT STORIES OF ONE PIECE: IN THE DARK. '''

''​Is tis a dream? Or 'sit a nightmare? I can't tell anymore. I can't see the 'ight or the sun. The sun the sun is gone, it can't touch this place. Its too far for people to hear me. I am deep within hell's dungeon, safe. What is safe? Why would I besafe in a place like this, huh HUH?!!! I can only hear myself and your voice too, but surely there's no one else. How far am  away from them? How far does it get to the sea? If I only knew how to get a shovel. Hehehehehehehehehehe. I'm too distant for anyone to help me. help me help me help me HELP ME!!!!!!! How am I to get help if I'm a criminal? I could break out! Easy for you to say, you'd probably get captured. What about me? I'd sit around and wait. Wait for who? My brother. Hehehehehehehe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'D BE THAT STUPID TO THINK HE WOULD HELP ME, LEST RESCUE ME????!!!!!! HE'S THE ONE THAT LED ME TO THIS HORRIBLE EXISTENCE AND I'M ROTTING AWAY IN THIS SLIMEY, GRIMEY PRISON THAT IS TEN TIMES WORSE THAN IMPEL DOWN!!!!!!!!! *heavy breathing*. So what's with these pirates, huh? These brash, cloaked heroes, thinking that they can take what they want in the world by force against another force that brings "justice" to them by slaughtering the unrighteous. Those pirates never seem to quite learn how to properly be a pirate. As for the World Government, they fare no better. Stupid Bellomont. Bellomont? Who's Bellomont? Bellomont, the "Savior of Justice," the suave of manners, the codfish of ignorance. DAMN HIM!! THAT FILTHY MAGGOT DAMN HIM!!!!!! HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PUPPET OF HIS OWN CREATION, ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!! He cannot be so insolent for these people. Of all people, I tried to show his failure. His failure, our failure, all of our failure. we are a failure. And it seems that all is falling away, falling away, falling away..falling away...falling away.....''