User blog:Wyvern 0m3g4/Got Bored. Here's Chris Meeting Cleverbot.

This was suggested to me by HB, so I thought this would be easier than just pasting it all on to the chat.

IN THIS CORNER, JOLLY D. CHRIS!!

AND IN THIS CORNER...!! THE IDIOT-I MEAN CLEVERBOT!!

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User: Yo!

Cleverbot: Ye.

User: Ye? You speak funny. Tootootootootoo!

Cleverbot: You will want to serve me soon, Monica.

User: Serve?! And who's Monica?! I'm Jolly D. Chris.

Cleverbot: Your name is Chris?

User: Yep. :D Nice name, huh?

Cleverbot: I'm going to call you Pablo.

User: THAT'S NOT MY NAME, STUPID!

Cleverbot: You just said it was.

User: You're a bad liar. =_=

Cleverbot: I am not lying.

User: You totally are!!

Cleverbot: I am not. Prove me that I'm lying.

User: You just did it now!! Agh! You're so dumb!

Cleverbot: You shouldn't be rude to people.

User: Oh, I'm sorry. *bows*

Cleverbot: There wasn't a questionmark.

User: THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!

Cleverbot: You're not paying attention.

User: AAAAGH!! NEITHER ARE YOU!

Cleverbot: Of course not. I'm real intelligence, not artificial.

User: You calling me dumb?

Cleverbot: No you're clever.

User: Aww, you're so nice. ^_^

Cleverbot: I'm not impressed.

User: I was supposed to impress you?

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: You're... Not making sense again. Is this some kind of game? :\

Cleverbot: I do not said that I am younger than myself, why do you think I said that?

User: So you really are an idiot, huh?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: I KNEW IT!!!

Cleverbot: It's always good to know.

User: Sheesh, it's like talking to my cousin. -_-

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Umm... 20.

Cleverbot: Your name is.

User: *sigh* I said my name is Chris. -_-

Cleverbot: What an ugly name.

User: SCREW YOU, IDIOT!!! CLAY CLAY FIST!!!

Cleverbot: A boy.

User: *hits you with a massive, liquid clay fist flying through the air*

Cleverbot: *hits you with rose o donnell*

User: YOU THREW SOME WOMAN?!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!

Cleverbot: Nothings wrong with me. But really, what is wrong with you?

User: You're what's wrong with me. -_-

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: YES!! o_0

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: This is a total pain... I'm gonna go now. Later idiot. *waves goodbye*

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Seems Chris saw through the cleverbot. I'm so proud! T_T