Talk:Tombstone Grim/@comment-4028164-20110702025828/@comment-1949750-20110702030842

Izaya: BAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!! IMMORTAL?!!! BAKAKAKAKA!!!

This is....PERFECT!!!

Izaya licks his knife.

Izaya: I really love to kill people! Slowly! Quickly! Slowly and quickly at the same time! Yes, that is possible! But the joy is not how long it takes or or the method to kill my cash cows! It's....when I finally kill them! The harder the kill, the more I enjoy my...... SLURP!

Izaya: My hobby!!! There is so much...JOY! for me in finally getting the best of my target! Everyone dies no matter what....And It's my job...no....not job.....my goal....dream....to find out how to kill the person.......besides,.....I can cut all his body into tiny pieces and put each piece into a airtight steel box...dump it in the ocean with a timer that will open an hole in the container and each piece will drown....and hopefully the ocean will be red...like Kool-aid.....

Izaya: That reminds me......B****h, Fetch me a kool-aid or else your boyfriend gets it

Girl: You already killed him!!!

Izaya:....oh...that's right....well...get me one before I kill your next one!