User blog:Mugen Jigoku/Epic Rap Battles of Fools

Todays rapbattle xD

Senshi:

Oh man, this is gold. I missed out on some fun But now the rematch has finally begun Maybe now I can show you I ain't no player But that I am a swordmaster, and rap slayer

Ferno:

YOOOOOOOOOOO ITS THE KING OF THE ARENA

NO MY NAME AINT JOHN CENA

BECAUSE MY HELLFIRE MAY BE HOT

BUT MY RHYMES ARE JUST STRAIGHT MAGMA

YOU WANNA FACE ME AND YOU CALL THOSE RHYMES A SHOT?

Senshi: 

You call yourself the king, well prepare to be dethroned And while you do that, prepare to get owned I'm a word smithing God, the moss-headed queen And you, my friends, are a washed up has been

Ruki:

Come on now, I promise to be gentle. I mean how could I let you win when you're nowhere near my level? (No2)  Moss-Headed Queen? More like rejected Oompa-Loompa. I'm bowser of this chat and you're like a little Koopa troopa. Bitch get the  fuck away from my throne Cause I assure you, I'll send you crying home.

Senshi:

Gotta hand it to ya Ruk, you drop some mean rhymes but I can see why you held back this whole time throughout my whole set, not a cuss was brought up and then you come along and  fuck everything up I wanted a clean fight, not a pissing contest now let us see who is truely the best

Zeon:

And yet you just cussed Like how a kid says "truck"  It's way immature, the way that you verse It makes LFZ's look like a prime purse. All stuffed with dimes and nickles and dollars His sophisticated swearing would make you all holler

Senshi: 

My daddy raised a lady, and I usually don't cuss in fact, that's my first time, so why all the fuss? Nobody blinks when you boys pull that stuff But now you asked for it, time to get rough I can be a nice girl, and a good friend at that But make me mad, and I'll snap like that Lvd, Ruk, and Z, you've had your fun But now Senshi's reign as Rap Queen has begun

Zeon:

Rap Queen you say? Man, that's pretty way away. I'll show you the real moss head this day. MC Zeon's gonna reveal the whole truth, and make you look like some kind of Mary Ruth. What's that mean, you ask? I wouldn't know, like the typing of Ninjask. The worst rapper in history here's to lay down, In order to make sure that no one steals his crown. So sit down and enjoy the show, While at his words all your eardrums will want to do is blow.

Ruki:

A lady? Bitch please you'd be lucky if I called you Jabba the Hutt You live in a swamp and smell like what Shrek makes for brunch. I'll send your ass packing if you think you're a queen. I can do more than just be "mean". You look up what rhymes with "stuff" on Google. Bitch please your rapping is about as hot as a frozen toaster strudel. All of the dome, you could never compare. Start crying, call me a  dick, I really don't care. I'm about to end your entire career. Get your head out of your ass so you can hear. This is the end of this rap, so don't quit just yet. Cause I'm ready for round three, because you aren't even close to being a threat.

Senshi:

Party's getting rough, and the war has begun But that's when this girl has her most fun You give google the credit for all of my rhymes but in truth that's where you get all yours all the time you think that I'll cry, that I'll break down and sob No way, not a chance. I can't take your job You talk a lot of smack, gotta give you that But I'll send you scurrying home like a rat You try to put me down, but I'll get right back up So go on and tell me when you've had enough

Zeon:

Google? Pft, oh you of no worth. As if a computer could come up with such verse, The rhymes I weave are one of a kind They make you want to take a few forks to your mind. Saying Google came up with them is so obviously slander, When only a human being could come up with such blather. Miss, I'll let you know When it comes to this show, You're up against the worst of the worst Like among steak some liverwurst. My battle is one of degradation One that will bring shame to the nation, The sort of raps that make babies cry And makes sure birds fall to the ground and die. Against me, rather than none You have all the hope a competitor could ever want I have no need of fun, no need of victory, When my only goal is to send peeps runnin' to the hickory. That's the fight you're waging, my fake-marimo opponent, The kind that comes on like some sort of ill-omen One that no one can win, and no one can lose, But will only end with a fistful of noose Or if you're less morbid A mouth-taste most torrid

Ruki:

You're back again? When will you ever learn. You can't compete with me, you'll just get burned. I'm Steven Stone, and you're a Gulpin. You suck and swallow, not to mention how much you're strugglin'. Continue at the risk of getting hurt, that's not my problem. You're trying to battle a master, and I can promise you, you'll end up on the bottom.

-Drops mic-

Mugen:

I would step up and be a rap app with that knappsack Beat back with the double back dish rack Whacky tack track back beat rap bomb The death clap gift wrap'd rap app But I would rather not get up mixed in this rap bore war


 * Mugen was boo'ed off stage*

Senshi:

Alright, I conceed, I know when I've lost PSYCH! I will beat you, no matter the cost You slander my rhymes, make me out as a skank But I was on here long before you earned your rank I'm the original Queen, Admiral Senshi by name And wiping the floor with you losers is the name of my game

Ruki:

You came first, I'll admit, but i'm doing the job better. Come on girl, you better start writing your parents a letter

telling them how you lost, how you're inferior

Ruki:

I'm better on the interior, and exterior

Senshi:

quick question Ruk

how old are you?

Lv:

16

Senshi:

Thank you

Lv:

you're welcome  (serious) because I'm ruki

Ruki:

And i'm 18  (?)

jk  (derp)

Lv:

(shock) what?!

Ruki:

17 though

(Derp)

You were a year off

Zeon:

A loser? You called it! I know when I've bought it! I learned it long ago, back when I was a wee lad, That the only then worse than my art was my rap. Among bad rappers, I am their King, There ain't no room for any such Queen among this bling. The king of the pit, the worst of the best, When it comes to me, losing's your bet. But I'll defend my honor, With the heart of a martyr, And age doesn't matter In this battle of slander. Your talk about your past? They saved the best for last. Your reign has ended, your lineage all remaining, and guess who the inheritor is, on this mornin'? It's me, yeah, that's right The new king of blight A marimo king And one who rules far more supreme Emerald locks shine in the morning, And nothing but time keeps me from getting boring I'm one of the new, the powerful admirals, And with my magma I'll burn a whole through your laterals Verses, I mean, and if you thought otherwise That's your own wicked mind, somewhere lost in the dark side.

Senshi:

Listen here sonny, You're dissing my age That's playing with fire, and insighting my rage, I'm 20 years old, a senier to thee Now run along and leave the rapping to me

alright guys

I'm out

peace