Ship of Fools Non-Canon Collaborative - The Beautiful Angelica Part I

Ello my fellow Fools of the Manic Chimera! I present to you an experiment of mine. A Ship of Fools Non-Canon Collaborative. In other words, it's a collab that wont be canon to anyone's stories. Thus you don't have to worry about your timeline or anything like that.

The general idea is to create a scenario where we can go as wild as we'd like while still building a comprehensive story. With this in mind, I invite you all to participate as you please. But take note of the fact that I will be gamemastering the event to keep things fair and tidy.

Of course, because I am the gamemaster, I will not be participating in the event with any of my major characters. I'll mostly be using plot-moving characters and comic relief myself. So you don't have to worry about bias from my part.

By the way, I will be taking environmental factors into account. So for all of you hard-hitters that decide to take part, beware that getting a little TOO wild may screw you over BIG time. Kishishi. So without further adieu, let us begin! >8D

''Once upon a time, there was an island of beginnings. This island was called Cawstwolm because its true name, Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke, must have been given to it by a Club of Associates Who Speak in a Terribly Winded and Overly Long Manner.''

''Though Cawstwolm may have been heavily urbanized in comparison to most islands in the world, it was still a pretty quite locale. There had never been a reason for uproar in Cawstwolm and there never would have been if it were not for the arrival of a boss-man and his five underlings shown up. Oca Aronne and his Oca Troopa!''

Oca Aronne: Come one come all! Come to the transportation that outshines them all!

''Much to the chagrin of the local sailors, Oca Aronne had set up shop on Cawstwolm's sizable port. Where the sailors could have docked more than a hundred of their ships, was Oca Aronne's single vessel. A vessel unlike any other. A vessel that wasn't as much of a ship as it was a TRAIN of all thing. The Beautiful Angelica.''

Oca Aronne: Nothing can make its way across the sea, quite as fast as this baby! For the cheap, cheap price of 500; you can travel without anyone telling!

Random Sailor: I can't believe people are actually paying him to ride that thing...

Murmured a sailor as a large number of rather...unscrupulous fellows continued to pay Oca Aronne for a ticket aboard The Beautiful Angelica.