Holiday Hurrah 6



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Summary of Previous Events: Our hero, Grothon Sinterklaas, has just been hit in the head with an axe, as Lulu Gregars and Kwanzaax 'reminisce' of their past at Inka Island.

A stormy day 26 years ago on Inka Island.

Mother: Aaahhh!!!! I feel him coming out!!!!

Father: Hang in there!!!!!

''The mother, giving birth, screams in pain as a dark-skinned baby emerges from her womb. The baby is surprisingly clean, and on his head fuzzy grey hair- in the shape of a star.''

Father: Look, Tamila, his hair is in the shape of a star!

Tamila: He's so beautiful... let's call him Kwanzaax, 'Shining Star'.

Father: That's a great idea.

''One year later, the tribal chief visits the infant Kwanzaax and his parents. Kwanzaax can already walk and even speaks fluently.''

Chief: Well then, we heard your child was very special.

Tamila: He is! In fact, show them, Kwanzaax!

''Kwanzaax grabs a white dial and blows into it. What comes out is a beautiful piece of music, high-pitched and clear as crystal, and a member of the tribal militia tears up at the sound of it.''

Chief: Well, we can see that he is very good with dials. And about his hair?

Father: The shape of a star.

Chief: Hmmm... It is very... symbolic. Renjeshi! Take him for further testing!

Renjeshi(militia man): Yes, chief!

After said further testing, Kwanzaax was proven to be a dial prodigy, skilled even in use of wavers, flame dials and other assorted dials.

Chief: I now proclaim Kwanzaax as the 137th 'Chosen One' of the Axtex Tribe, descendent of Kala'shi the Great, Xoryoth the Brown and the 'Beauty' Gilian!

Father: We're so proud of you, son! (Kisses Kwanzaax on his head).

''Since that day, Kwanzaax trained as the 'Chosen One' and was taught tribal lore and crafts. When the day would come, the chief told him, Kwanzaax would learn exactly what his purpose was. And then came the day Kwanzaax met Lulu Gregars.''

Kwanzaax: Comrade, why did you crush that butterfly?

Gregars: Because it pissed me off. And why are you calling me comrade, 'Chosen One'? I'm just a bag of scum in your eyes!

Kwanzaax: Everything is equal, comrade. And you are no bag of scum.

Gregars: God, the innocence. Well, I'm glad they didn't make you rotten yet, but they will soon.

Kwanzaax: What do you mean?

''A panting Renjeshi is seen running towards the two. ''

Renjeshi: Kwanzaax, don't do that to me again! (To Lulu). Oh hello, mister Gregars! How's your father doing?

Gregars: Still in jail.

Renjeshi: Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear. I hope he'll get out soon.

Gregars: I don't. That bag of sh*t should stay in there forever, for what he's done.

Renjeshi: Well, I wouldn't say it like that...

Gregars: Yeah yeah, go on and teach your spoiled brat all about Dial fighting and our noble history and whatnot.

Renjeshi: Good day to you too, Mr. Gregars.

Gregars returns to his house, where his drunk mother lays in bed while his infant cousin Amano sits crying in her crib.

TBC, not the end of the chapter.