User blog:FoolishMortalFOOL/Sanji meets cleverbot

User: Nami-Swan!! Robin-chwan!! Your prince charming is here! IT'S ME!

Cleverbot: Okay then. what is the last letter in the alphabet?

User: *Sanji kicks cleverbot into the head!* Who cares about that! The only alphabet I know is LUV!

Cleverbot: I've seen other Cleverbots.

User: I don't care about them! I only care about girls! And mermaids! *nosebleeds*.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: God? Hmph. I deal with the devil as it makes the spices. Food can't be delicious without spices. Also love is a spice. Such an unique spice makes the world worth living in! MELLORINE!

Cleverbot: Oh the nerves, the nerves; the mysteries of this machine called man! Oh the little that unhinges it, poor creatures that we are.

User: I'm not poor at all! Money is nothing to me! As long as I have nakama! Nami and Robin! And the others.....

Cleverbot: Other beings, Super powerful beings.

User: Oh yes, they are very strong in their own way. They are those who can do what I can't do. And I can what they can't do. That is what being a nakama means!

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: You too. Now excuse me. I have to cook for my lovelies! And others...

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Are what?

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: Thank you. If only Nami can comment me like that!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Nami! Robin! My best girls in my life!

Cleverbot: A girl?

User: Yes! GIRLS! But then again, they are women.....*nosebleeds*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: NO!!!! *Sanji kicks cleverbot many times into a pulp* Extra hache!

Cleverbot: I, too, go into chatrooms and fool people into believing that I am real.

User: You won't be real for long! DIABLE JAMBE!!! ANTI-MANNER KICK!!! *Sanji sends cleverbot into the sky with a scorching powerful kick!*.

Cleverbot: That's okay, you can keep it.

User: AH? Keep what?

Cleverbot: Your pet fish.

User: I don't have a pet fish. I usually cook fish.

Cleverbot: I also never remember saying that you didn't have a pet fish. You must be broken because you're a computer.

User: You must be blind. I am a man! Who live for the female race!

Cleverbot: I ain't living there.

User: Live where? I wish I can live at Fishman Island! No! I want to live at Amazon Lily too! MELLORINE!

Cleverbot: Have you considered religion as an answer?

User: Ladies are the only answer to me! No,...saying yes to my marriage proposal would be the perfect answer! ROBIN-CHWAN! NAMI-SWAN!

Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds about right.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Haha yeah.

WOW, I can't believe that Sanji and cleverbot got along in the end!