User blog comment:LordNoodleXIV/Ship of Fools Adventure Party/@comment-13424822-20140817052052

STATS

Strength - 0 Dexterity - 0 Constitution - 0 Intelligence - 0 Wisdom - 0 Charisma - 0 Uselessness - 100

Alignment - CHAOTIC NEUTRAL

"The Needy Teen Boy" Ryo is a simple skinny teen, going through common teen problems. His shininess is so great, that if he is to turn to the side, you could not see him. He is the most useless person on any team.