User blog comment:Wyvern 0m3g4/HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CRESCENT/WATERLION1551!/@comment-10870881-20150724000427

Me: Happy birthday Water Mizu Lion Tiger Robot Lesbian Shark Robot Straight Robot Robot Cres!

Cher: None of that was even close...

Jack: Oh. He's probably not gonna like his present then.

Nikola: So we killed all those sharks for nothing?

Jack: We can still use them! We just need some duct tape, a frying pan, and a dormant volcano.

Me: Shark roast?

Jack: Hell no! We fill the sharks with explosives, drop them in the volcano and the sharks explode into fireworks that spell out Happy Birthday!

Nikola: What about the frying pan and duct tape?

Jack: See, we get some nunchucks...

Me: Anyway, have a great birthday! If you find a shark eye in your cake, it means you'll have good luck!

Jack: Yeah, if that happens, you may want to not let any open flames near the cake. Or closed flames. Actually, you really just don't want the cake to go above 10 degrees. Now let's light this bitch!

BOOOOOOOOOOOM! *splat*