An Inhuman Against An Army, Raya vs Odin

Inspection
''In an island in the Grand Line, inside a Marine Base, a man with a ragged duster and messy hair with his hands being cuffed together was being led to the inspection room where he will be inspected of the crimes he commited. The Marines put the man down and took his hand cuffs off. The inspector sat infront of him with a table between them. ''

Inspector: Now then, Raya, also known as "The Inhuman", you have quite a high bounty on you head, are you aware of the crimes you have commited?

Raya simply kept on his smile and rested his chin on his hand.

Raya: May i please smoke a cigar, if it isn't a problem with you

''The inspector allowed Raya to take a cigar and light it. ''

Raya: Okay now back to your question, no, I do not recall commiting anything against the big, scary and annoying goverment, so why am i here?

Inspector: You say that, but, it says here you attacked five soldiers, destroyed one battleship along with 100 Marine soldiers who were lost at sea but found later on, caused havoc in ten different towns, nearly caused the death of a Marine Captain and i can go on and on with it all day

Raya: How do you get the pictures of the criminals taken? I mean it's amazing

Inspector: Were you listening?

Raya: Ah? Oh, sorry 'bout that, so the five soldiers were stepping on a little girls teddy bear and didn't bother to apologize, the battleship nearly hit a a school of mermaids swimming by, the ten towns aren't really my fault for their havoc cause there were several bounty hunter and Marines after my head as for the near death of the captain, he pissed me off so i beat him half to death, here happy?

Inspector: Do you know to what level you will be sent to for these crimes?

Raya: I'm gonna bet level 4 or 3, hell be it level 6 i don't care, so is this inspection over?

Inspector: Not yet, I have one last question, why do you always smile like that?

Raya: Hehehe, you'll never understand that, looking at your face, you're as dead serious as that Akainu fella, so....How about i give ya a small advice?

Inspector: Advice? Who do you think you're talking to?

Raya: When capturing me, there are two things you should remember, one, never take me to a base i've already been in and two, never give me a cigar even if i said pretty please

Inspector: Wha....-?

Raya threw his cigar to the corner of the room, suddenly a rope lit and started to ignite like a dynamite stick, the inspector looked at Raya irritated,

Raya: So.....Guess that's, that

''Outside the base, a large explosion that blew up nearly half the base was seen by the Marine ouside the base, fromt he scorching flames of the explosion, Raya came out and took a boat sailing away while the Marines were distracted by the explosion. Raya rested on his back and took a nap, from the island he left, a man's sillhoute was seen as he looked at Raya leaving.''

???: Interesting.....So that's "The Inhuman" i've been looking for these past 8 months, he may have escaped me for long but now i will capture him

A Few Days Later
''Raya walked through an a large valley of mountains hoping to reach a town or a place where he can rest without the risk of having an animal trying to gauge open his neck as he already had the previous area filled with a mountain of beat up animals that tried to eat Raya. ''

Raya: One, two, three.........Maybe a month? How long was i walking in this forest? Dammit, mountains, blood thirsty animals, delicious animals, wild animals, peaceful animals, cute animals but no place to sleep......Maybe two weeks since i last took a nap?

As Raya mumbled to himself, an animal started to sneak up behind him, Raya quickly turned and saw a little cute baby cat.

Cat: Meow

Raya: Cute

Raya patted the cat and then instantly got up and kicked a large bull in the head breaking its horn and skull killing it, the cat looked so amazed that it had a scared look on its face.

Raya: Great, i have lunch now, all i need is fire, sticks and a knife.....Hey cats have claws right?

''The cat immediately ran away after Raya's question, Raya sighed but kept his smile. Later on Raya was finished eating the bull meat living only the skeleton and the fire he used to cook it still on.''

Raya: Nothin' like a good meal while theres a night with stary skies............I'm so lonely, ah guess it can't be helped, after all, I'm just a homeless bum so it shouldn't be much of a surprise that I'm alone but still would have been nice to have someone to talk to either than animals and bugs

Later in the morning, Raya walked into a town that had large buildings in it, he walked around then strethced his arms.

Raya: Finally a town were i might find something, let's see if it has some place that sells food for just 100 belies

Raya walked into a shop and talked to the store owner.

Store Owner: Hello there, can i help you with something, stranger?

Raya: Stranger is a harsh word so please don't call me that, by the way do you happen to have any cheese cakes for 100 belies or less?

Store Owner: Cheese cake? I'm sorry i don't know what that is

Raya:.........That felt like a stab to the heart

Store Owner: I'm guessing this cheese made cake is something you really like?

Raya: No cheese cake.........

Raya stood in his spot looking gloomy with a comical dark cloud over his head but still smiling.

Store Owner: He looks sad but at the same time looks happy....Weird, well there are other things you can buy aside this cheese cake

Raya: Ya got takoyaki?

Store Owner: Just ran out sorry

Raya: Is this table new?

Store Owner: No, it's very old, can break any second, why?

Raya put his hands on the counter of the store owner and moved his head backwards then forward bashing his head into the counter breaking it in half.

Raya: Sorry 'bout that, had to take out my frustration, so what do ya have?

Store Owner: Ummm, well....Ah......

???: WAIT PLEASE!

''Raya heard a scream from the outside, he walked outside the store and saw a crowd of people gathering around. Raya walked into the crowd and then saw an injured World Noble begging for the towns people to help him but with no luck because of the towns people holding a grudge against world nobles.''

World Noble: Please don't hurt me, I'm sorry for all the things i did just don't....

A man grabbed the world noble by his collar and pulled him violently towards him.

Man #1: You think we can forgive you for what you've done to us all this time? Think again, Saint Jones

Saint Jones: But I.....I just lost my boat and I need help to go home, please I promise I won't come back again, so just stop hitting me please

The man clinched his fist and prepared to punch Saint Jones, but suddenly Raya stopped him from hitting Jones.

Man #1: What the hell?

Raya: Are ya sure ya wanna drop to his level?

Man #1: What are you talking about? This man has done enough problems to us in the past now his gonna pay

Raya: Just let it go, beating him half to death ain't gonna make all the bad things he did go away, worse trouble will come, like an Admiral

Man #1: You ain't from around here are you? This island is in the Calm Belt, the goverment isn't aware of it and so even if we kill this so called noble, no Admiral, not even a single soldier will come here

Raya: The calm belt? I slept for three days and i wake up in an island in the calm belt, great

Man #1: Let go of me you

The man tried to escape Raya's grip but couldn't, he then let go of Saint Jones and tried to free himself using two hands but couldn't, Raya then pulled him so that they can have a face to face conversation.

Raya: Don't get so overjoyed cause ya gonna beat someone half to death, after all, ain't that what these so called nobles do?

Man #1: Let go of me

Raya: If ya keep hatin' him to that level then you're bound to go down to his own level sooner or later so just let it go and smile and laugh, and it'll go away

Man #1: The hell are ya talking about?

Raya let go of the man and walked to Saint Jones and looked him in the eye.

Raya: Take your ship and leave, but if you come back then I'll pop open that balloon a yours and rip open your belly like a lion does to his pray got that?

''Saint Jones nodded his head being so scared he couldn't even show it or speak. Later Saint Jones left the island in a boat, Raya sat down under a tree and rested with his duster's hoodie on. A few towns people walked to him.''

Raya: If ya wanna beat me up go ahead, I won't hit you since you did nothing to me

Man #1: We're not here for that, we're actually here to say thanks

Raya: Ah really? Why so? All i did was stop you from punching him then let him go which ya didn't want

Man #2: Yeah but what you said was kinda true and all so we just wanna say thanks for not making us as bad as him

Raya: Okay good to know, now please go away ya blockin' my sunlight

''The towns people moved away from the sunlight that they blocked from Raya, a little girl then walked to Raya and gave him an apple. Raya looked at the little girl and took the apple.''

Raya: Cute, thanks for the apple now please let me sleep

Girl: Sir, you have a large bruise on your shoulder

Raya: Yeah, a big scary snake bit me but don't worry it's okay not like I'm dyin' or anything

Girl: Then why is your blood purple

Everyone:...............

Raya stood up and looked at the girl.

Raya: Do ya know a doctor by any chance?

Later the little girl took Raya into a house where a woman wearing a doctor's coat was in there.

???: Emilia? Where were you?

Emilia: Mommy this man is bleeding purple blood and I think his sick

Raya: My name is Raya, and I would like an appointment just to make sure it ain't poisonous

Millia: My name is Millia and I'm one of the doctors in this town

Raya: Millia....Emilia......Is this a play of words?

Millia: DON'T LAUGH AT OUR NAMES!

Later Raya sat in a chair with a large bump on his head given to him by Millia, Millia took a blood sample to see if Raya's blood was poisoned.

Millia: Well i have good and bad news, what would ya like to hear first?

Raya: I have bad news....But good news are bad when the bad news break them so....Bad news

Millia: Your blood is poisoned and you're slowly dying

Raya: Cliche

Millia: But luckily for you i have the medicine that will make that poison out of your body in a day, it costs 120 belies

Raya: And now unlucky

Millia: You don't have enough do you?

Raya: I'm 20 belies short.......Ah well might as well live with it 'till the end

Millia: Huh?

Raya got up and walked outside the house.

Raya: Thanks for the treatment but i guess it ain't your fault I'm gonna die so....See ya, maybe I'll see ya in the afterlife that is, if i go to where you go

Millia: So you're just gonna wait until you die?

Raya: It can't be helped now can it?

Millia: But that's just like suicide cause you don't care of your life

Raya: I guess this is the last time I'm gonna see that cute face of yours

Millia: *Blush* Eh?

Raya: Ah, sorry, you're married, forgot 'bout that

Millia: I'm a single mother though.....HEY WAIT DON'T JUST WALK AWAY LIKE THAT!

Raya: What~? Can't i die peacefully in this world? Maybe under a tree or a.....

Millia: 20 PERCENT OFF!

Raya: Hmm?

Millia: I'll give you 20 percent off just don't let yourself die like that

Raya: Is that so~? Then can ya please drop it by another 50 percent so that i can buy me something to eat?

Millia: DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!

Raya: Sheesh, pushy

''Later, Millia injected the medicine into Raya who had another bump on his head from Millia but kept his smile. ''

Millia: Now just make sure not to be bitten again or you won't be cured cause of the poison being twice as stronger

Raya: A'right

''Raya got out of the house and started to walk away. He then stopped when he saw a crowd of people at the docks looking at a boat coming towards them which was abnormal considering it was the calm belt.''

Raya: Here's something ya don't see every now and then

''When the boat reached the docks everyone saw a man with long white hair coming out of the boat holding Saint Jones's dead body. All the people looked in fear as they saw the dead world noble's body being thrown at the ground with so very little respect from the stranger.''

???: Excuse me, but I'm lookin' for the guy responsible for this here old man's death?

Everyone looked at the man still shocked at the sight of the dead body, Raya then walked through the crowd and looked at the man.

Raya: Hello, What might we here have here?

???: What you have here is a dead world noble and a 100% chance of an Admiral blowing up this here place

Raya: Well i dunno who killed him, I mean we just let him leave the island, we gave him a boat and food to leave this here island

???: So you basically send him to his death?

Raya: We only let him leave, we never promised we would let him leave the calm belt itself, ain't that right?

Man #1: Ah, yeah sure of course, we had no bad intentions on hi-...

Suddenly Raya quickly grabbed the man by his neck interupting him, and even though his smile did not fade, Raya did apear angered.

Raya: YOU SON OF A....!

Man #1: Wha...?

Raya: You gave him no food, all that was in the basket was nothing but mere rocks and sand

Man #1: How did you...?

Raya: I can read you like a ripped open book

Man #1: Please don't kill me

Raya let go of the man and turned to the white haired man.

Raya: You didn't drop to his level, you dropped much, much, much lower than his level, you're basicaly under ground for it

???: So that means he's the one responsible, alright then, I'll just kill him and be going

Raya: Why not an Admiral?

???: I reported this to HQ and they did wish to send Aokiji, but couldn't because of the ongoing war at Marineford

Raya: So i see

The white haired man walked to the man preparing to kill him, suddenly the white haired man blocked a kick that came from Raya who was behind him.

Raya: Sorry, but if i let you kill this guy, then I'm no better than junk

???: That was close, who are you? I'm guessing not from around here

Raya: My name is Raya, and I'm just a homeless bum from no island

???: S'that so? Well then Raya, my name is Kenzoku Odin and I am a bounty hunter and it so happens your bounty is the one i searched for oh so long

Odin quickly turned and prepared to attack Raya, Raya quickly stepped away from Odin and looked at him.

Raya: Chinsukou...?

Odin: IT'S KENZOKU, KENZOKU NOT CHINSUKOU! HOW THE HELL CAN YA GET THAT WRONG?!

Note: Chinsukou is the candy of Okinawa but it is also like the Japanese word for "Penis" hence why Odin got pissed.

Raya: Ah Kenzoku..........Makes sense

Odin: Well it doesn't matter, I've been looking for you, for the past 8 months

Raya: How hard can it be?

Odin: They didn't put enough details in your wanted poster so i had to go by instinct to find you cause i dunno how ya looked like

Raya:.....You do know the wanted poster has a picture of me on it right?

Odin looked at the wanted poster's picture and saw Raya's picture, at that moment Odin broke in embarrasment and fell on the ground face first.

Raya: Your tellin' me ya forgot about the picture on the wanted poster?

Odin: Sh....Shut up...You.....WELL AFTER ALL THIS TIME I'M GONNA GETCHA AND YA BOUNTY!

Raya: Not today, I'm busy

Odin: With what?

Raya: Lesse....Sleeping, napping, resting, relaxing and snoozing

Odin: THAT'S BASICALLY DIFFERENT WORDS WITH THE SAME MEANING!

Raya: Then how 'bout it? We prepare today and fight tommorow at the center of this town, me and you, mano o mano 'kay?

Odin: Fine, we'll get everything ready by that time so don't be late

Raya: I'm sleepin' in tonight so don't worry

To be continued.....On this page