User blog comment:Caring16/HAPPY BIRTHDAY Wyvern/@comment-1949750-20120119020953/@comment-4080028-20120119202230

@Matarrok: I SMELL COWARDICE!!! I MUST FLATTEN THE COWARD OUT OF YOU!!! [stands over Matarrok with his huge, statue-esque size. A horrendously large shadow blankets the area beneath Wyvern]

FMF has his Fail Whales, Ferno has his cannibalism, and then there's some other third thing i'm forgetting, but I... I...!! I HAVE~!!!

A GIANT KATANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIANT KATANA FRACTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [slams his katana down upon Matarrok with tremendous force and speed, causing the ground beneath Wyvern and Matarrok to fracture into uneven slabs. A large gust of wind blows out from the impact, blowing away everything nearby]

...Yeah, seems I still need to learn how to tap into my inner FMF. :\ Maybe I should use a GIANT CHAINSAW? Or maybe a GIANT STEAK KNIFE...? Hmmm... [scratches his head]