The Death of a Roronoa! The Marine's Victory over the Devil Spawns!

On the beach of tan island in the New World, Senshi and her crew were trying and failing to get their weapons back from the Marines.

Senshi: These guys aren't the usual weakling marines. Looks like I need a plan. REI! FETCH!!!

''Rei disappeared and reappeared behind some of the marines. They saw the blow coming and moved in time. Unfortunately, they dropped the stolen weapons. Rei scooped them up and disappeared again. Once the Devil spawns had their respective weapons, they turned to run but however, the Marines that were no weaklings quickly surrounded them which puts them in a tough situation.''

Victoria: So.......anyone got a plan to escape from those hord of Marines pests?

Senshi: I don't know. This is a toughy.

Valkerie: Just plummet all those who dare stand of our way!!!!

Ishi: No! We need a plan! I can't heal all of you in this kind of situation!

Kāpentā : Now where did I put that? Over there? Argh, I can't find it!

Sharpshooter:...................

Rei: Woof! Woof!

Burakku then turned into a full gryffon.

Burakku: Get on.

''Everyone clammerred onto his back. he took off and grabbed Rei in his talons. Suddenly....''

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A giant dust appeared and covered the entire battlefield after 3 shadowy figures appeared out of nowhere and landed between Burakku and the rest of the Devil Spawn Pirates.

Senshi: What now?!

Suna: Good Grief!

????#1: I can't believe we miss all of this action up till now before because you were taking a dump! Oranji!

????#2: I can't help it, Reie! Our food in the ship is horrible! I told you I need a better chef!

????#3: No, you just have a weak stomach!

????#2: Shut up! Now I feel like kicking those pirates' ass!

????#3: I can't believe I stayed behind to help you find more toliet paper! Geez!

????#1: Quiet both of you! We wasted enough time already. We have to focus on our mission! So where are they now? Can't see with all of this dust! MOVE!!!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

????#1 blows all the dust in the air away to clear up his comrade's vision which slowly reveals each character to the readers as they appear from the dust one by one.

Reie: Much better!...........

Oranji: About time!

Giniro: Achoo!

Marine #45: Oh my god, it's our divison commanders!

Marine #89: Where have you guys been?! We could have arrested them already if you guys were here!

Oranji: Oh!!! I was taking a dump!

Giniro: I had to find his toliet paper!

Reie: Shut up! They don't need to know that! Couldn't you use a better excuse?! Geez!

Reie sees the Devil Sprawn Pirates in front of him

Oranji: Wow!......Our target is just right there! in front of us!

Giniro: No duh! Genius!

Oranji: Shut up! I wil deal with you later after I bash all their skulls in! Sigh, I just wish I landed on one of them, That would make a more interesting entrance!

Rex: Oh shoot! They're in our way!

Victoria: How troubling, indeed. They look much tougher than those Marine grunts.

Senshi: I get the feeling that Ishi's gonna have her work cut out for her tonight.

Ishi: Don't worry, I can heal any wounds they give you. Just kick their asses.

Rei: AAAAAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crew prepares for the fight of their life.

Reie, Oranji, and Giniro all take off their overcoats and took out weapons that appeared out of nowhere.

Reie DaiLagann! Time for pierce through those pirates again!

Reie is holding an unusually large rapier in his right hand.

Oranji: Oi! Oi! Oi! Let me get my hands on them first! My Gigagagas will make mincemeat out of them!

''Oranji takes out steel spiked gauntlets and puts them on. The armor covers up to his elbows. His gauntlets is covered with spikes everywhere which is specifically designed to shred anything he punches.''

Giniro: Hmmm, I wonder if I catch anything today?

''Ginro takes out a weapon called the Flying Gulliotine that resembles a hat with a bladed rim with an attached long chain. It looks like its purpose in battle is to decapitate the victim with a pull of the chain once the victim' head is caught inside of it.''

Victoria: Well. Looks like I can have some fun.

''She pulled out a bow and a few arrows from out of nowhere. If you hadn't been watching her, you wouldn't have noticed her disappearing for a split second. She cocked an arrow and pointed it at the nearest division commander.''

Victoria: Come on. Make my day.

Oranji raises his left arm to deflect the arrow with his spiked gauntlets.

Oranji: Oh oh OH!!!!! Looks like you're the 1st one to die by my hands! YahahahahahahaahHAAAA!!!!!!

Oranji charges at Victoria with blood-glazed eyes while yelling like a madman.

Reie is parrying with Valkerie in one-on-one sword duel

Reie: Whoa, Oranji, at least try to keep them alive after you're done with them. We still need to properly execute them!

Valkerie: How dare he talk to his comrade while fighting me! This is an insult! That's it! I'm going all out!

Reie: Huh?

''Giniro is fighting with Suna, Kāpentā, and Crystal Vearth at the same time. The 3 pirates are dodging all of this attacks as the commander swings his weapon all around to try to cut their heads off.''

Giniro: Oh come on! You can't win by going on the defensive all the time! Does this mean you want to surrender?!

Vearth: Shoot! He won't give me time to use my Neicha-Neicha no Mi! Can't risk get hit by his haki-imbedded strange UFO thing. What the heck is it?

Kāpentā thinking: Whoa, I got to get out of here but I have to protect Ishi!

Suna: This is getting nowhere! That's it! Hey! Did you hear this before?!!!!

Giniro: Huh?

''Then Suna started singing. Her voices hit him with all of it's beauty. He found himself entraced by her voice.''

Giniro: I don't care if you're a pirate! Marry me!!!

Vearth: Good job Suna.

She gently took the strange weapon away while Kāpentā stood next to Ishi.

Kāpentā: You alright?

''Ishi nodded. Then Kāpentā stood up.''

Kāpentā: Watch this. You will love this.

He then shouted in the direction of a couple marines attacking the others.

Kāpentā: Hey Baka brains. Did Vegapunk replace your common sense with seagull poop?! You're a bunch of idiots!!!!!

Marines: What did you say, pirate scum?!!!

Kāpentā: What? You're deaf as well? I bet you can't me hear me say that I can kick your ass anytime I want, Government dog!!! Come on! Good boy! Fetch! Play dead!

Marines: ARRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!! LET'S MURDER THAT PIRATE BAS*****D!!!!!

Kāpentā: Bet you can't get me!!!!

Marine ran after Kāpentā on a rage and kept going after him until....

CRACK!!!!!!!

Marines fell into a hidden trap which was a hole covered with fragile logs and sand.

Marines: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kāpentā: Hmmmmm? I wonder how did that hole get there? By the way, watch out for the hot coal on the bottom.

Marines lands on the bottom and scream as they jump up

Marines: YOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kāpentā: And don't even try to climb back up as the wall are lined with wires with electricity!

Marines were climbing up as he was talking.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Marine fall back down as they have the color of burned toast and jump back up from the hot coal.

Kāpentā: Sigh! If only there were more idiots that fall for my trap, I would be finally at peace!

''Kāpentā took out half of the marines that counted up to 60 soldiers. He smiled. Victoria, Arrow still cocked, was walking in a circle with Oranji.''

Victoria: Go on. Make a move.

Oranji: With pleasure!

''Orangji tightens his fist and stretches his right arm behind him. Then he punches in front of him which launches a large tornado filled with wind slashes towards Victoria.''

Oranji: Hagane Shuredda!

''Victoria just barely dodged the attack. She fired off an arrow, but he easily deflected it with his gloves.''

Oranji: Ah ah ah. Naughty naughty.

''Victoria fires off several arrows at an impossible speed. He manages to dodge all of them except one. It buries itself into his left arm. A deadly feeling starts to spread throughout his body.''

Oranji: What the F**!!! What did you do to me? You bitch?!

Victoria: Ohohohoho! You should have the known the answer to that, boy! It's called nerve-toxin and it's a very potent poison! One scratch and you can't move for a day! I suggest you laydown like a goodboy and stay out of my way!

Oranji: Poison? You think that will stop me?!

''Oranji tugs his affected arm with his other arm and pulls off his left arm off. Blood from the severed limb splattered all over the ground below him.''

Oranji: How do you like now, Bitch?! Now your poison will affect me less!

Victoria: Gross! What are you, a madman?! Despite you got rid of the source of the poison in your body, it's still running in your bloodstream. You just made your situation even worse, moron!!!! There's no way that you deflect all my attacks with just one arm! Idiot!

Oranji breathing heavily from his ripping his left arm off.

Oranji: You're right! I can't defeat you with one arm.

Victoria: So you finally got smart. But not good enough for me. I rather deal with someone stronger than you and with at least 2 arms now.

Victoria was about to turn around a little until...

Oranji: So I will just get a new arm!

Victoria: What? What the heck is that supposed to me....

Oranji: Arm transplant! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

SSSPPPPPAAAAAAAT!!!!!!

''Oranji's left arm is completely restored but it looks different from the arm that he just ripped off. The skin color is a little off, has many scars, and has a lot more muscle mass than his old one.''

Victoria: It can't be! How is this possible? And where's your left arm on the ground? It's gone!

Oranji: How come, pirate? This is no stranger than you are actually an old hag while still having an appearance of a bratty teenager. Yes, we know about your age! We got info on you! Also I'm a Devil Fruit user! Surprised?!

Victoria's head got a angry bulging vein mark in response to Oranji's old hag comment to her.

Victoria: Old?!!!

Oranji: I ate the Ishoku Ishoku no Mi! I can switch any of my body parts with someone else's like one of the tough criminals in our battleship. We caught him on the way to here. His arm came in handy.

Victoria: What the?....I guess I shouldn't be surprised since this is the Grand Line.

''Oranji picks up his left gauntlet and puts it on. And then he takes out a pill with a yin-yang design from his left pocket and eats it.''

Oranji: Whew! Good thing I had this pill or else I won't be able move later.

Victoria: Wait! Can't be! You already have the antidote for that? But that's no way you could have one that specifically counters my nevre-toxin!

Oranji: Yahahahaha!! Of course, that's would be impossible if it wasn't for Vegapunk! Ever since the Impel Down breakout two years ago, the prison guard manage to get a sample of an imfamous pirate who inject with an unbelievable amount of deadly poison by Magellan. I think he wore a strawhat but anyway, Vegapunk managed to dilute the antibodie within the sample to create his wonderful elixir that can cure any poison in the human body. Of course, this is not cheap! This is only given to high officers such as myself! And as for side effects, like hell I would tell an old hag like you!

Victoria's angry bulging vein mark gotten so much bigger than she explodes in anger.

Victoria: That's it, you motherF******!!!! I will kill you in the worst way possible!!!!

Victoria takes out her best weapon,________, and charges towards Oranji at high speed.

Victoria: YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Oranji: Bring it, bitch!!!!

Senshi fighting off the Marines as she overheard Oranji talking to Victoria.

Senshi thinking: He should not have done that......So Aoka wasn't the only devil fruit user. Wait a minute! That must mean that other commanders have...

Scenes changes to Valkerie wearing complete Futso Yoroi armor against Commander Reie.

Valkerie: What a powerful opponent I have! He can still critically injured despite I'm using Futso Yoroi at full power. He must be a powerful swordsman who is extremely skilled in Busoshoku Haki. Maybe even more skilled in than me.

Reie: Hmmm, it's been a while that I faced a worthy swordsman...no, swordswoman....doesn't matter. Come on, I know that isn't all of your strength. Come at me with your all and have no regrets in this duel! Do not disappoint me!