Ship of Fools Adventure Poll

On the RECENT WIKI ACTIVITY, on the right, there is a poll on the Community Corner where FoolisMortalFOOL frequently updates the poll and develops a story depending on which course of action that users of this wiki choses to do next. Since then, the insanity of the Ship of Fools Wiki has been brought to light!

Beginning
Adventure!!! You ROCKED and ROLL the rock that you just picked up from the ground. But then a person bigger than you demands you to give him the rock or else. You said you would "give" it to him but then you took your clothes off and ran naked in the village.

Then you stole the dude's clothes after you smashed his head in. Then you had to look at the ladies at the beach with X-ray vision! You perverts! Then you got found out and became a fugitive and now everyone is after you! Then you said, "Screw it! I'm going out with a DON!" By DON, you mean you went out with a girl named, "Don", but however, while you are on your date, you're still being pursued by the villagers.

Wow! I can't believe you threw your date at the crowd as a distraction and made a run for it! Then you changed your mind and decided to stay to fight the mob like a TRUE MAN would...Ironic..Then to show how really awesome you are at fighting, you decided to use your special move, BIG MUSCLE KING CANNON! You defeated them all but Don.

But then all of the villagers got back up and combined into SUPER MICHI BANZAI ROBO! It's too powerful! So you decided to counter it with Tactics 15! COMBINE! You defeated SUPER MICHI BANZAI ROBO! YAY! You recorded their downfall and uploaded it to PirateTube but then a meteor came crashing down nearby you! OMG! A GIANT ROCK! It's a rock and it's GIANT! While you are too busy admiring the rock,lts radiation causes a nearby lizard to mutate into Godzilla and now it's going to destroy the world!!! For no reason at all. King Kong to the rescue! You summon this beast to combat that giant lizard!They're playing janken?

Godzilla uses scissors but King Kong's SUPA POSE BEATS ANYTHING!! We're saved! But his SUPA POSE is too SUPA for the planet to withstand it! To defeat him! You!!!......stripped naked to use THE...ULTIMATE POSE!!!!....nice....pervert. You defeated King Kong and saved the Earth. But bad news, you posed during the winter of all times! Now you got a severe cold! But no worries, the cold can't stand to your own MANLINESS!! YA-DA! You leveled up and can get a new elemental attack!

You used tactic: Moving to another location because you don't want an elemental attack with stupid names! Instead you want to get attacks with awesome names! So you sailed into the ocean and decide to go wherever the seas take you! Except you didn't bother to check the weather forecast! Now there's a typhoon heading your way! Nice Job, Moron!