User blog comment:1NF3RNO/The Ship of Fools Adventure!!/@comment-4080028-20120816011045

First, some ambience: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av_K8DzeiME&feature=related

And before I go on, I just want to say I would've replied sooner, but I had a hard time choosing one person over another. V_V If it were up to me, i'd have all my friends by my side!! ...But~, Ferno's rules must be uheld! And uphold them I shall!

QUESTION 1: [Dons his favorite straw hat]

First Mate (Because you need a good right-hand man!) - Rici (Over the time i've come to know him, not only has he displayed immense strength and power, but an amazing insight. He's like a mentor figure to me, and so I need someone like him to help me control a pirate crew)

Cook/Chef - Caring (I wouldn't feel right if I left my sis behind, and not knowing if she was OK or not. >_< And because she makes such great food for me all the time, I think this is the perfect job for her! +_+ )

Navigator - MJ [Not only does he share my pain as a fellow target, making him just the right guy to venture out to sea with, but if I recall correctly, he's also half merman, correct? Surely such a heritage would make for a great navigator! ...I hope. [sweatdrop])

Shipwright - General (Has a Franky avatar most of the time, so I just couldn't imagine him NOT being my shipwright)

Musician - TMJ (Like with Caring, I just can't go out to sea without knowing my awesome British clone will be OK! Besides, like his American clone, he has an artist's soul!! So his talent at singing and his ear for music will surely bring some liveliness to my crew! :D)

Swordsman - Senshi (A good friend, a sensible head, highly skilled with a sword (being Zoro's brother and everything, +_+) and with enough willpower to stop the others from doing anything too stupid (including myself. >_<) Plus, she'll be able to be there for Caring when the rest of us can't be. Also, having too many guys on this crew would feel like a total sausage fest. -_-)

Doctor - Red (To be honest, I just couldn't decide who should be my doctor, and at first, I thought Kai, but I have something in mind for him. And I thought Caring would be one, because she heals me all the time with her magical finger snaps, but she hates doctors, and I don't wanna do that to my sister. :( SO I FINALLY DECIDED ON RED!! Simply because like General, Red's Chopper avatar makes me think he'd be a good doctor. :))

---NOW FOR THE MARINES!!--- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwYRkr1vrY&feature=related

Admiral - Ferno (As much as I would've wanted him as my Second Mate, fate conspired against us and made us enemies! And now, unfortunately, he and Rici are destined to fight on opposite sides. V_V But like Smoker, despite the hellish blackness that surrounds Ferno, I still trust he's actually a good Marine! ...When he isn't trying to sink my ship. >_< (The watery equivalent to burying people alive.))

Admiral - FMF (Ferno's partner in crime, and thus the two make up two of the 3 Admirals seen thus far! Together, they are a lethal combo that destroys crime without so much as breaking a sweat! One wields hellfire, the other is a master in toture! FMF uses the mighty and majestic Fail Whales for his ship, and to use as his own personal weapons!)

Admiral - Kazekage (Despite his villainous activities, and his bizarre acts of insanity, Kazekage has made his way into the position of Admiral! Acting as the Sakazuki of the 3, Kazekage delights in hunting down criminals and embarassing the manliest of men by dressing them up as okamas for his own amusement! ...Oh, and then he kills everyone who opposes Justice!! He's the dangerous wild card of the 3 Admirals, and one that must be watched carefully.)

Vice Admiral - Kai (Yes, this is what I had in mind for Kai. FOR HE IS ORDER ITSELF! NATURALLY HE'D SIDE WITH THE IDEALS OF JUSTICE, NO MATTER THE COST! But my crew will not give in so easily! HEAR THAT, KAI?!)

Vice Admiral - 13th (Despite being Kai's polar opposite, and thus the two getting along as well as you'd expect from Kuzan and Sakazuki, 13th, my British bro, has sided with the Marines! But could he have ulterior motives for siding with Justice...? DUN DUN DUNNN~!)

Rear Admiral - HB (Working under Ferno's division, HB obeys Ferno's orders without hesitation. Despite me getting along real well with HB, and the two of us being close pals, we respect each other enough to agree to disagree about whether pirates or the Marines are the good guys or not, and so we have honorable duels to defend our ideals! At the end of the day however, neither of us can come to hate each other, no matter what.)

Commodore - Rex (One of the more energetic members of the Marines, and one who delights in fighting me. Despite his rank, he fights as fiercely as any Vice Admiral, and so I actively engage in constant duels to protect my crew from his assaults. It seems that the two of us shall fight till our last breaths, which is something i've come to accept over time. SO HAVE AT YOU, MY DRAGON COUNTERPART! I'M GOING TO FIGHT TO PROTECT MY FREEDOM!)

Question 2:

Hero - Me (IT'S NICE TO FINALLY HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT! T_T I serve as my group's resident Martial Artist nomad, in search of the man who killed my family!)

Ranger - Lee (It was a tough call again. >_< But for some reason, when I see some of his avatars, it just reminds me of the Mafia Pirates, which makes me think of guns, so... Yeah... But whatever! I still think Lee would make a fine ranger anyway!)

Magician - Caring (Again, she's such a great healer, that I couldn't think of anyone casting spells quite like her! ^_^ Being there to support Lee and me as we each fight in our own separate disciplines, Caring shall smite our foes with fireballs, lightning, and...!! ...Did she just magically create more chocolate? o_0)

---THE EVIL PEOPLE!!!---

Dark Lord - FMF (Yeah, kinda obvious. >_> BUT!! He was the man who taught me how to survive, fight, and defend myself at an early age, in the hopes i'd be strong enough to serve him in the future!! And in order to ensure i'd have nowhere else to go... HE KILLED OFF MY FAMILY!! D:< SO I MUST DEFEAT MY EVIL TEACHER AT ALL COSTS!!)

Dark Generals:

DG 1 - Ferno (Once again paired up with FMF, he delights in using his powers and authority to do as he pleases! He is the most loyal member of FMF's army of doom! And is the commander of FMF's subordinates! HE IS FMF'S RIGHT HAND DEMON! ...Er, MAN!)

DG 2 - Undead (Naturally being of the living dead, Undead was reborn to antagonize my group of adventurers! However, this leads to heart-wrenching drama as Caring is forced to fight off against Undead in a climactic battle. T_T BUT SHE WON'T HAVE TO DO IT ALONE! Together, we will finally give eternal rest to Undead, which had been stolen from him when he was raised from his grave. Things will be returned to their proper order, as they should be.)

DG 3 - 13th (Being disorder itself, 13th aligned himself with the Foolish Army of Doom (or F.A.D. for short) to spread his delightful sense of chaos and disorder across the land. Hoping to bring order and sense back to the world, my friends and I will undoubtedly face off against 13th multiple times! Fighting falling pianos from nowhere, and horrificly slow timers as they countdown to zero (OUR DEFEAT/DOOM/DISMAY!) And that's just how he'll greet us as we trespass into his hat-shaped castle!!)

---THE REBEL LEADER!!!---

Rebel Leader - TMJ (Having been away for so long after leaving his home nation, many have written him off as having already died in battle against F.A.D. On the contrary! He was hiding in secrecy! And he has requested my band's services in order to fight off against F.A.D.! Creating a strong bond with one another, we lived as brothers. Until... The day came that Ferno ordered 13th to drop one of Undead's zombie hordes, Nuke-style, onto TMJ's bunker! ...WITH ANOTHER PIANO!! 0_0 Surely, this triple offense was not going to be taken lightly! So I decided to avenge TMJ and lead the rebels to victory against F.A.D.! WE GO TO WAR!!!)

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Well, the ending was rushed because I have other business to attend to. >_> But I hope this was enjoyable at the very least. ^_^ [bows]

(Also, this was fun to answer to, Ferno. +_+ I might just make some kind of narrative blog based on my made up adventures with my crew! :D In any case, this was awesome, Ferno. Great idea, mi amigo. :) (And sorry for making you my enemy twice... T_T))