NEWBIE ALERT!!!!!!! The Pirate training begins!!!!!!!! Part 2

Setting: The Falcon

Characters: Jolly D. Chris The Red Falcon Pirates

In the Falcon guest room

Chris: (asleep) No mom I don't fart on purpose! " Farts" '''Okay. Maybe.'''

Sara walks in

Sara: (angelic voice) Wake up sleepy head.

Chris rolls over.

Sara: (demonic voice) Wake up or I'll show you the pits of hell.

Chris begins to get out of bed.

Sara: Ready for your training?

Chris: But I just go-

Sara: SLICING WIND!!!!!

Chris is seen floating on the water unconscious

Chris walks in the kitchen looking like a hot mess

Johhny: Hows training going.

Chris " Shaking" She got me in the shower with a thunderbolt.

Johhny: Here drink this. It'll make you feel better.'

Chris drinks the drink

'''Chris: Ugh. What is this?!'''

Johhny takes off disguise

Sara: MY BLENDID SHIT!!!!

Chris is seen throwing up all over the floor.

'''Sara: Don't trust anyone. Even your allies...'''

Sara's body turns into sand and she is blown away by the wind'''.

'Chris's thoughts as he walks back to his room: Damn she's good. But if I don't figure out a way to beat her all my parents pain and suffering will be for nothing.'

Johhny walks in.

Chris: Get away Sara.

'''Johhny: It's actually me. She got you that bad?'''

Chris: Yup.

Johhny: Here take these.

Hands Chris three pills.

Chris: What are they.

'''Johhny: One takes away taste,one takes away sight and one takes away smell. Making your hearing and touching work three times as much as they used to.'''

Chris: How long will it last?

Johhny: 30 minutes.

'Chris immediatly and all three senses listed before. Suddenly he begins to hear Johhny's thoughts.'

'Johhny thinking: Man I wish I was that Primo dude from Skyline Pirates. Their so cool!'

'''Chris: Man this thing really works! Thanks man! Oh and sorry.'''

Chris walks out.

Johhny: Sorry?

He then smells something terrible, his eyes roll back into his sockets and he faints.

'''Chris: Yes, I can hear her! There you are!'''

Using a combo Clay Clay Launch and Clay Clay Bowling he lands in the perfect suprise attack.

Sara: Where did yo-

Chris: CLAY CLAY CLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris finally defeats Sara and his senses come back.

'''Sara: Wow! That was amazing! I didn't know you were a devil fruit user. But don't rest now. Your next opponets are stronger than me.'''

Chris: Who are they?

Sara: The Bark cousins......

TO BE CONTINUED