Red Hair Pirates vs. Blackbeard Pirates Battle 2

Predicted by: Imhungry4444

On an old stone pillar, lucky roo is scoping out the ruins and jungle while eating a rack of meat:

Roo:*with his mouth full* so, where are these guys? Roo:*looking up at the flames* that was a close one, now where did that come from. Vasco: Toputoputoputopu, why didnt you just die?
 * out of nowhere a giant stream of flames is sent at roo, out of the forest. roo disappears as flames were about to get him*
 * out of the burnt treeline, vasco shot walks out*

Roo:*again with his mouth full* you almost burnt me to a crisp, but at least my meat is cooked now.*steam is coming off of roos rack of meat and it is nice and cooked*

Vasco: Toputoputoputopu, im gonna have to kill you now Roo:*holds up his meat* CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*bites in his meat*
 * vasco takes out his gourd, which he drinks sake out of, and starts to chug his sake*

Vasco:*stops drinking* ahhhhh...............*gets his mouth ready* GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo:*swallows his entire rack of meat* i guess its go time Vasco: TOPUTOPUTOPUTOPUTOPUTOPU, i killed him............ BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, i win again. i hope i didnt hurt you too badly. Roo: ooooooooo, so your alive. thats a first
 * vasco burps a massive stream of flames out of his mouth, even larger than the last one*
 * again as the flames are about to hit roo, he disappears*
 * as the flames die down, vasco looks at the spot where roo was standing*
 * suddenly from the sky roo rockets down and butt slams vasco's head with force*
 * a large explosion occurs from the slam*
 * as the smoke disappears, roo is standing about 30 yards away from the downed vasco like a superhero with his arms at his hips*
 * vasco begins to stand up*

Vasco:*holding his head* AHHHHHHHHHHHH, my head hurts. IM GONNA KILL YOU Roo: Uh-Uh-Ah Roo: not this time Vasco:*with his mouth open and his hand in the shape of him holding the gourd* huh?
 * again vasco takes out his sake gourd and begins to chug it*
 * roo appears infront of vasco with his pistol pointed at the gourd vasco is chugging from*
 * roo fires at the gourd and destroys it in vascos hand*

Roo: if you keep doing that, your head-ache is gonna get worst. Vasco:.....................NO Vasco: MORE Roo: huh?
 * vasco looks down at the broken gourd and the spilt sake*
 * steam starts to come from vascos body*
 * vascos skin begins to turn red*

Vasco: SAKE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roo:*prepares himself* uh-oh

Vasco: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo:*jumping out of the smoke cloud* hooooooooooh, that was a close one Vasco:*again with his arms up* NO MORE SAKE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vasco: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo: not this again, when will you learn Roo:*with his hand on his forehead, trying to figure out where vasco went* hey, where'd ya go? i know i hit you hard, but you shouldnt be dead already. Roo:*spots vasco* ahhhhhh, there you are. i was beginning to worry.
 * vasco brings both his arms up and attempts to double slam roo with both his fists*
 * a massive explosion occurs from vasco attempting to crush roo*
 * vasco appears behind roo*
 * roo quickly turns around and fires multiple shots at vasco but none of them get through*
 * vasco again attempts to crush roo with both his fists*
 * roo runs right at vasco with unmatchable speed and belly bumps him with extreme force, sending vasco rocketing into the forest*
 * vasco is seen walking slowly out of the path, roo created from bumping vasco*

Vasco: Toputoputoputopu, you reall wanna die dont you?

Roo: whats this?

Vasco: im gonna count to 3, if i dont have sake in my hand when i stop counting im gonna kill you

Roo: but..

Vasco: 1

Roo: but where am i supposed to get sake from?

Vasco: 2

Roo:*takes out another pistol* oh boy

Vasco: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo: TAKE THIS Roo:*throws his pistols away* i think its time for some real action Roo: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 * vasco charges with rage at roo*
 * roo starts to fire multiple rounds from both his pistols, but again the bullets dont get through*
 * roo speeds towards the charging vasco*

Vasco: ROAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo:*looks at vasco and smiles* woopsy Vasco:*hugging roo with extreme force* NOW YOUR REALLY DEAD
 * roo punches vasco in the stomach with extreme force, but the punch has no effect*
 * vasco smiles at roo and bear hugs him with force*

Roo:*getting squished from vascos hug* this.....isnt.....good.....GHA*roo coughs up blood from the pressure vasco is hugging roo with* Roo: AH-HA, TAKES THIS!!!!! Vasco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Roo: YES!!!!!!! Roo:*moving his arms around* woooooo, you could've broken my arms.
 * roo is about to go unconscious, but then suddenly thinks up an idea*
 * roo bites vasco with extreme force*
 * vasco lets go of roo*
 * roo kicks off of vasco with both legs*

Vasco:*hold his chest, where roo bit him* YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!

Roo: now*points at vasco* get ready for the show stopper

Vasco: huh? Vasco:*looks up at the sky* hey...................where'd you go? Roo: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * roo charges up and rockets HIGH up into the sky*
 * from the sky, roo is rocketing down like a meteor with his butt pointed at vasco*

Vasco: so thats how it is? im gonna have to use everything i've got. Vasco:....................GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo: I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vasco:........................shit
 * vasco sucks in a large amount of air*
 * an unbelievably massive burp of flames is sent at the rocketing roo*
 * roo gets hit by the flames, but he is going so fast that he automatically de-spells them and continues to zoom at vasco*

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roo: phew, that was a rush. i guess now i can rest THE END
 * roo butt slams vasco with unfathomable force, making the island shake in the process*
 * as the smoke begins to clear, roo is sitting on the unconscious vasco in a huge crater*
 * roo instantly falls asleep on vascos unconscious body*