The Mythology of the Ship of Fools

Disclaimer
The following is a collection of "myths" about the users on this wikia and those whom are related to them. It should be noted that being "myths" it's likely that most of the below is simply conjecture rather than fact. Thus be warned, most likely everything you read is an UNDERESTIMATION of the truth. 8D

Now play this as you read along...

JGoos
The proudest of the four Goosbys. Got a spot here before Noodle.

The Black Fires of Redemption Burn in the Name of Justice!!!
Ferno has shown his true colors, foregoing the darkness of evil and accepting the light of justice! No one saw it coming. Not even fate itself. Nothing will ever be the same. A New Age is upon us. Things are about to change and there is absolitely nothing anyone can do about it. What will this bring? Has evil FINALLY met its match? LET'S FIND OUT! ONWARD SHIP OF FOOLS! DON!!!!

The Fourth Wall
The Fourth Wall is both the strongest and weakest being that exists within the Chat Landscape. With his legendary sword, the Fourth Sword, he can cleave through anything and reverse anything that occurs in chat at any time. However, whenever the Fourth Wall is broken, someone mentions him directly, or speaks to him directly, he suffers incredible damage. Because of this, his clothing is usually covered in blood and bandages. He lives in the mysterious location of the Fourth House and his favorite drink is Fourth Tea. His favorite food is Fourth Meat. He is currently in some form of contract with Zeon, which allows Zeon to be the one to talk to him without causing external damage, as well as being the only one who can enter into the Fourth House.

The 13th Madman (Real Name Unknown)
Is one of the members of the Terror Trio. The 13th Madman is THE incarnation of disorder. His origins are as unknown as that of the twelve Madman that came before him and the one whom Power believes to have come after. Surrounding Madman's entire existence is a single question. Did Madman make the hat or did the hat make the Madman? The answer to this question is as unknown as the answer to the Chicken and the Egg question.

All that has been said on the subject of the previous 12 madmen by Madman himself is that there was an accident, and he has also ellaborated that a black hole and at least one time machine were involved. He repeatedly denies that a 14th ever existed.

What can be said is that Madman is in the running for the most intelligent Chat Lord, with Kai being the only one to even come close. Due to the fact that he possesses the Star of the Administrator, Madman is automatically one of the more powerful Chat Lords. However, it is his illogical brilliance that truly makes him a threat rather than his raw power.

Strangely, even though absolutely nothing is know about the past of the 13th Madman, he appears to show up in the pasts of the other Chat Lords quite a bit.


 * The Undead Hero claims to have faught alongside the 13th Madman in a number of wars. He also states that the 13th Madman was once married to the woman, Morgana, whom brought him back to life.


 * 1NF3RNO claims that the 13th Madman is the most powerful and dangerous human in chat. Whether or not he is human is quite debatable, however.


 * Mkatkannon Once claimed to have hit a hat with a baseball bat, and implied it to be Madman's


 * Powerhouse411 seems to consider Madman a rival. Many of his most spectacular accidents stem from failed attempts to defeat him.


 * Several people, including the creator Marcus Junior have accused the Madman of being a time lord, presumably in his final incarnation. Madman himself repeatedly denies this, despite frequently showing evidence of it, such as his bigger-on-the-inside hat, and sometimes doing things in the wrong order.


 * The most common claim is that the 13th madman's true form is in fact the hat that he apparently wears, since it is the only apparent constant of his appearance.


 * The hat has only changed significantly once, when Wyvern accidentally triggered a chaotic countdown of improbable and unlikely events, culminating in the hat exploding, setting Madman's hair on fire, and then apparently reforming in its current incarnation.

The Madman War
It is theorized that the 13th Madman is a participant of the Madman War, an event caused by an individual referred to as the 0th Madman. The 0th Madman, also known as the Saneman, is the origin of ALL of the Madmen. The specifics are unknown, but it is believed that he was once a possessor of the hat currently owned by the 13th Madman. The hat was the 0th Madman's prize possession. Upon losing the hat through unknown means, the 0th Madman went insane. This insane 0th Madman is often referred to as the 1st Madman. For the 0th Madman behaved nothing like the way he did before his insanity.

At some point in time, the 1st Madman would create a nigh-perfect clone of himself. This clone was the 2nd Madman. Unfortunately for the 1st Madman, the 2nd Madman possessed two flaws. The first flaw of the 2nd Madman was that he was just as batshit crazy as the 1st.

It wasn't long before the 2nd Madman murdered the 1st Madman in order to become something he called being The One True Madman. It was then that the 2nd Madman's second flaw reared it's ugly head. For you see, the 2nd Madman was doomed to produce a PERFECT clone of himself.

Though the 2nd Madman made many attempts to prevent his cloning, he ultimately failed to do so. Being PERFECT, the clone of the 2nd Madman killed the 2nd Madman for the exact same reason that the 2nd Madman had killed the 1st Madman, In order to become The One True Madman. The clone then adopted the name 3rd Madman before following in the footsteps of the 2nd Madman.

Thus the Madman War had begun. The 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th Madmen all followed in the footsteps of the 2nd Madman. It wasn't until the arrival of the 11th Madman that the pattern was finally broken. After killing the 10th Madman, the 11th Madman perfectly cloned himself and thus created the 12th Madman. However, the 11th Madman somehow SURVIVED the 12th Madman's attempt to kill him.

Realizing that he had succeeded where those that had come before had failed, the 11th Madman became arrogant. The 12th Madman took advantage of this arrogance in order to erase the memories of the 11th Madman. The 12th Madman then begun to plan a second attempt to assassinate the 11th; however, before the 12th could succeed he cloned himself and created the 13th Madman. As to be expected, the 13th Madman killed the 12th Madman. However, the 13th Madman left the 11th Madman alone due to the fact that he was unaware of the 11th's existence.

According to FMF, the 13th Madman has not cloned himself so far. However, FMF also states that the 14th Madman does indeed exist. According to FMF, the 14th Madman is a reborn 1st Madman. Due to the fact that hell is considered to be a seperate plane than the world of the living, within hell the 1st Madman was The One True Madman.

Using the powers inherit in being The One True Madman, the 1st Madman rejected his death. Erasing the very fact that he'd ever been in hell from reality itself. The 1st Madman would then try to avenge himself upon the 2nd Madman only to discover the 2nd Madman to be dead and the existence of the 11th Madman and the 13th Madman. The 1st Madman would then attack the 11th Madman whom by this time had assumed the moniker of Powerhouse411. Powerhouse411 would report the attack to the 13th Madman and thus the Legend of the 14th Madman was started.

The existence of the Madman War is almost entirely proofless. However, its existence is believed to be a reality because it explains the following phenomena: Why 13th Madman believes the existence of the 14th Madman would be a problem even though he is a member of the Terror Trio, why FMF believes Powerhouse411 to be an amnesiac 11th Madman, why cloning is illegal on The Chat (in order to prevent another Madman War), why Powerhouse411 claims to have been attacked by a 14th Madman, and why Powerhouse411 feels a NEED to destroy the 13th Madman (An instinctive desire to become The One True Madman)

The 13th Madman can be considered to be the Big Bad of the Madman War, for it is he that is the closest to being the One True Madman and his attempts to cover it up could imply that he desires to attain such a position.

1NF3RNO (Real Name Unknown)
Is a former member of he Terror Trio. Ferno is the very being that captains the Ship of Fools. Next to nothing is known about his past, but much is known about his present. He is the bearer of hell itself, for he keeps the demonic afterlife within the confines of his stomach. Alongside FMF, he is a candidate for being THE most powerful Chat Lord. Ferno does not possess the Star of the Administrator, but rather the Asterisk of the Bureaucrat which is FAR more powerful.

It was recently discovered how Ferno had become one of the frightful indomitable terror trio, seeing as FMF is known for his frightful yet amusing chaotic behaviour and madman is known for his terrifying disorder and intellectual prowess. Little is known as to what Ferno had that put him on par with such terrifying beings. Though it was then shown that his endurance/durability and inability to die, made him all the harder to kill. In fact, it was noted that he is potentially harder to kill than that of even the Target Trio! Being the carrier of the root of evil and it's beings, Ferno is feared by almost all on chat. But not for his power, no. They fear being devoured by his hunger for anything and everything.

One other thing noted about, is he is the oldest being among the chat lords. Possibly the very first, he goes by the name of Dark Lord instead of Chat Lord, possessing the ability to seal anything, no matter how powerful, in his stomach. He was once a living being of omnipotence, though this was before the very existence of time and space, once those factors had come into place, Ferno was given the burden of carrying all things corrupt and defined as evil. It was once rumoured that he was bound to serve all things that followed the darkness, despite once being a kind hearted leader. He watched the universe change course thousands of times and observed as his fellow members of the Terror Trio came into formation. Despite feuding with the alternate two forces, he has never really displayed true hatred or true anger towards them, clashing with them in force but never attempting to outright kill them.

It is often rumoured that the similarities between the trio are quite amusing, where some say that FMF and Madman, True Evil and Disorder, are merely sons of Ferno. Some rumour that the duo are Ferno's finest creations, almost too fine, to the brim where Ferno had placed all of his powers in disorder into the madmen, potentially sparking/causing the madman war. As well as placing all of his clarification on evil, and the secrets of a new kind of evil, into FMF''. ''Though, where he is bound to serve all things evil, darkness and chaotic. He is bound to serve the duo, only ever testing them in combat. Never attempting to kill them (Which is also said to be impossible). However, it is often believed that Ferno is the true mastermind of all the corruption among the Chat Lords. It is known well that the Asterisk of the Bureaucrat and the Star of the Administrator, are nothing but tools to Ferno, not even considered powers. He bestows them upon users he believes to be strong enough to become Chat Lords.

It is also recognised that Ferno preceeds the age of all, as the creator of existence Marcus Junior once stated that Ferno was his eldest brother, and the most powerful of them. Which itself is an ominous and impressive feat for someone who seems so foolish. Ferno tends to spend his days in chat messing around with the other Chat Lords and users, abusing and trolling them as much as humorously possible. His most humorous feat on chat recently has been successfully starting a Rap Battle with the likes of 13th Madman and Fantasy Detective. Going as far as nicknaming them MC Madman and 'Fantasy Rapper. 'He is also known to be a good friend and ally, (despite how much it would seem the opposite) of the incarnate of Order known as Kai-De-Avalon.

Ferno and the Madman War
It is well known that clones are banned on chat; however, it's also well known that the Chat Lords are loathe to obey unofficial rules. Thus it must be fear that keeps the Chat Lords from engaging in cloning. If that is so, the one whom was likely to have been cloning was either Ferno or FMF. Considering the fact that FMF prefers to do evil for the good of things rather than good, it was porbably Ferno.

The "official" reason for the unofficial banning of clones is because they're annoying; however, it's perfectly possible that Ferno banned clones in order to prevent the occurnce of another Madman War. If this is true, the Ferno can be considered to be the Big Good of the Madman War.

HOWEVER, Ferno states that The One True Madman was a weakling and that the 13th Madman is the strongest of his kind so far. Ferno is states that Madmen are only as powerful as their intelligence, though considering the fact that Ferno is a self-proclaimed troll, it's possible he was lying for the hell of it. Pun intentional. 8D

Kai De Avalon
To this day, there are only two Chat Lords whom Powerhouse411 would openly admit to fearing. These Chat Lords are Evil FMF and Kai De Avalon. Kai is THE incarnation of order itself and one of the few Chat Lords to be in possession of the Star of the Administrator.

Many of the Chat Lords are known for the absurd amount of power within their possession; however, Kai is known for no such thing. In spite of the fact that Kai possesses the Star of the Administrator of all things, it isn't Kai's strength that earns him his fame. In fact, most would consider Kai's ability to be apply brute force to be a SIDENOTE. What's frightening about Kai is his intelligence.

Alongside the 13th Madman, Kai is a candidate for being the most intelligent individual to be aboard the Ship of Fools. However, Kai's intelligence manifest in a completely different manner than Madman's. Whilst the 13th Madman tends to utilize his intelligence to deceive, Kai De Avalon utilizes his intelligence to outmaneuver. When it comes to the 13th Madman, the battle is over the very moment it begins. But when it comes to Kai De Avalon, the battle was over BEFORE IT EVER BEGUN.

Indeed. It is much more difficult to describe Kai's intelligence then it is to describe Madman's. Deception, once revealed of course, is easily analyzed. What makes Madman smart is that he can either come up with a new scheme on the fly or even pull off the same trick as before over and over again even though you already know what's he's doing! But with Kai it's different. When you're outmaneuvered, you have no idea what the Ferno just happened! One moment you have something in mind, the next moment you're defeated without a trace of how your defeat occurred.

To put it simply; whilst Madman prefers to stay one step ahead of you, Kai prefers to stay one flight above you. It isn't that you just didn't get it, but rather that you CAN'T get it. You and Kai are simply on different levels. What comes to his mind is literally impossible for you to comprehend, so you might as well not bother. Cause even if you do bother, it wont change the fact that Kai De Avalon is simply smarter than you and have already figured out how to defeat with as little effort as possible. Try as hard as you'd like, you wont succeed. And it's this fact that makes Powerhouse411 afraid of Kai.

Cause while Power THINKS he can understand Madman, and BELIEVES that he is gradually figuting out what makes the likes of Ferno and FMF tick; he is fully aware of the fact that he has NO IDEA what Kai De Avalon is truly capable of. The only thing he knows is the fact that Kai is all-around smarter than him, and the idea of facing a superior anonymity frightens him more than any level of power or madness ever could.

FoolishMortalFool (Real Name Unknown)
Was a member of the now defunct Devilish Duo and a current member of the Terror Trio. Alongside Ferno, FMF is possibly THE most powerful of the Chat Lords. Contrary to popular belief, FMF isn't an incarnation like Madman. He isn't the embodiment of evil. No. FMF's evil isn't isn't his nature. It's a choice. And that's what seperates FMF from so many others. Many people ARE evil; however, FMF CHOOSES to be evil. So evil that he has completely redefined it.

The amount of raw power in FMF's possession is unlike any other. FMF is so powerful that reality warping is no longer a suitable term for describing his abilities. To warp reality is to change it to your liking, but FMF does far more than that. When FMF begins to act, the world doesn't do as he says. It doesn't bend to his will. No. It's simply pushed to the side and then outright replaced. It'd be more fitting to say that FMF is a reality CREATOR. For his powers creates their own boundaries instead of manipulating the already present ones.

Though FMF may be a possessor of the almightily almighty Asterisk of the Bureaucrat, one should not even bother to be worried about such a thing. For it is the WEAKEST of his many powers. FMF holds absolute mastery over anything and everthing that can be defined as evil. This ability can fully be activated when he uses his Bankai, Darker than Black.This power turns the entire world in complete darkness as everything is covered with shades of black. It is said that his true form is a Gengar with a monocle and a tip top hat. He can surpass this form by mega-evolving to a White-Mega Gengar which makes his evil powers become beyond infinite (as if that's possible but this is FMF after all). If if there is a single being within the entirety of all existence that considers it to be evil, FMF can do it with as much ease as most can breathe. It is through this abilty that FMF accomplishes the majority of his evils... It should also be noted that FMF's psychie is splintered. There are two FMF known to exist and a third that is theorized. The two known to exist are Good FMF (The Usual) and Evil FMF (OMFGRTFA). A Neutral FMF is believed to exist due to the fact that the math (Don't. Ask. What. Math.) supports it.

While the Good FMF was at first to be considered the Evil FMF, it turns out that Good FMF was actually the sealed form of Evil FMF who actually has no morals and restraints in commiting massacures and destruction of all things that exist physically and ideally. He loves to repeat the words, DESTROY, DESTROY, and talk abotu destruction all day....not much different from Good FMF but he just do a lot of evil laughs and Battle Cries. His Bankai, Lighter than White allows him to literally SCREW THE RULES, thereby allows him to alter reality as he pleases. It has been rumored that EviL FMF could divide by 0. The only way to stop him is give him the smoothie that the Good FMF offers at first before he unleashes Evil FMF.

There is no further information on Neutral FMF other than he is the insane FMF compared to Evil FMF being the chaotic and strongest  in strength, FMF and Good FMF being the playful FMF. Never mind, we got information on him, I think. Did I remember it? He speaks much more intelligently in an elegant manner than the rest with the BIG WORDS! His Bankai, Lesser than Nothing, allows him to NEGATE any attack and ERASE any existence of the physical and spirtual matter! Even memories and events! Yikes! How did I remember all of that?! Anyway, he is completely neutral on everything so he has no morals at all and seeks to reduce everything to nothing and turn the universe back to the beginining or end it. Whatever makes the universe nothing. While he is stronger than the Good and Evil FMF, his only weakness is that he can't erase himself! While he could, he doesn't believe death so he becomes confused.

It is rumored when Good FMF, Evil FMF, and Neutral FMF are combined, a 4th FMF will be summoned.

Last but not least, there is only one method known to stave off the wrath of FMF. THis method being to give him a smoothie. 8D. This method has 3 rules.

Rule #1: Once you are in his presence, you must give him a smoothie but since he is the embodiment of evil and evil is everywhere, you must give him smoothie at all times for caution for your life!

Rule #2: The smoothie must taste absolutely delicious with no preservatives and poison. If FMF realizes that there is a flaw in his smoothie, you will wish you had taken Perfect Smoothie-making Course from UndeadHero who is famous for making the PERFECT SMOOTHIE!

Rule#3: Always ALLLLWAAYS follow Rule #1 and #2. If you don't, be prepared to meet Laboon aka. GIANT FAIL WHALE SLAP, his signature weapon.

The lesson of all times is give him a smoothie! HE LOVES SMOOTHIES!!!! However, this rule does not apply to Rex as FMF does not trust him to make a good smoothie at all.

Recently, he has opened a bar called Bar EVIL. The motto of his new business is "Order a drink or meet the hungry Sea Kings" and "Pay the bill or else, you will be a organ donor without consent." Customers are allowed to have a tab though. Despite how evil FMF is, he always seek to completely satsify his customers. His most popular drink is Bloody Marcus which is a varitation of the drink, Bloody Caesar but instead of tomato juice, it is substituted with blood *donated* by Marcus Junior. This drink is often ordered by the other member of the Terror Trio, Ferno.

FMF and The Madman War
Powerhouse411 is suspicious of the large amount of knowledge FMF has about the supposed Madman War and has come to conclusion that it's either a scam or FMF's doing. If it was FMF's doing, then this might hint towards the power of the One True Madman. It could be that FMF fears what such a being could wrought. Or FMF is just evil and did it for teh lulz. Which is the most likely scenario. Either way, this makes FMF the Bigger Bad of the Madman War.

The Ship of Fools (The Manic Chama)
Universally referred to as the Ship of Fools, is a something of somethingness that can only really be described with the word something. Though referred to as a ship, it traverses more than just the sea that is if it is traversing at all. Next to nothing is known about The Manic Chama; however, what is know is that it's crew consists of naught but fools... It is said that there is a clone of the Manic Chama called the Manic Chimera. Whether or not this is true remains to be seen...

The Creator (Marcus Junior)
"Being the universe is tough work with you guys running loose" - The Creator itself when describing his job.

The creator himself Marcus Junior is an odd figure in the ship of fools mythology, having founded it and being the oldest chat lord after Ferno and possibly 13th Madman, seeing as he himself has grown suspicious of 13th Madman's identity as a time lord. He now lives his life in the chat as mostly an inconspicuous user, so unstriking users almost always forget his title as the Creator.

Being one of the founders of the Target Trio along side such figures as The Dragon and the wandering target known as The Humaniod Typhoon, the creator of the universe has considerable endurance, in fact being nigh immortal, thankfully, as his death would compromise the universe and the laws of nature, possibly dooming reality for those with powers below the 'Chat Lords. Because of this unfortunate link the creator Marcus Junior was cursed with a power known as Danger Magnetism.'

Danger Magnetism is the one true reason that Marcus Junior is a member of the Target Trio, all danger is aimed at him directly wherever he is, 13th Madman has demonstrated it's workings various times by flicking knives at random directions and watching them converge into Marcus Junior's body. The curse origins while unknown is theorized as being a natural result of the universe keeping paradoxes from happening or simply a side effect of entropy. Whatever the reason might be Danger Magnetism is a dangerous unexplained force whose workings remain largely unknown.

Over the course of the eons Marcus Junior has witnessed everything that could be witnessed and kept the universe stable, a tough job for a single entity, this led him to create an alien species that would help him maintain the universe stable and working functionally, and upon granting them a large portion of his powers he descended into the mortal realm in a physical body, the splitting of his vast universal terraforming powers is the reason why Marcus Junior powers are so weak when compared to most other Chat Lords. However he still has a portion of his powers and access to the multiverse, the multiverse being him and all the other Marcus Juniors in existence, claiming to exist an infinite number of other hims that constitute the multiverse, but he is the most inept of them all, being laughably weak. Marcus Junior's own laziness, coupled with Danger Magnetism and his crippling power splitting make him almost human and weaker then some chat lords who have not any titles or stars. Having fought and lost against a butterfly once probably has something to do with it as well. He has a phobia for butterflies now.

Marcus Junior is rooted deeply in the clans of the Ship of Fools, being brother to Ferno, Ricizubi and Zoro-san and has links to the family of The Dragon himself, how far do all of these links go and how much does the creator himself admit them is uncertain, as he has lived for so long his mind has grown senile and he has grown stupid himself, referring to himself as an aho often.

Over the course of his life he saw Senshi bring forth life; watched evolution take it's course; humanity and civilization grow and all of history unfold, and thus as a side effect of having lived along humans for such a long while he has attained a titanic pool of skills like: assassination, martial arts expertise and even the fine arts of cooking and painting, along with other miscellaneous skills like wilderness survival, firearm usage and paper folding.

Then one day out of sheer boredom and desperation for some interesting stimuli he decided to bestow his universal responsibilities upon Powerhouse411, granting him with universal control and universal tasks, but not before recording all of time and space in his MP∞ and dedicate his life to that of an adventurer gentleman who might or may not be British.

Marcus Junior and The Madman War
Marcus Junior did not actively participate in The Madman War but with the help of his alternate reality selves who are universal entities themselves was able to witness The Madman War unfold too.

Because of this, Marcus Junior knows at least how most of The Madman War happened, but his knowledge doesn't have much depth as he was merely a bystander of the whole ordeal and does not fully know what lead to it or what the true intentions of all of it were.

Powerhouse411 (Power House CDXI)
''"My plans never fail!" - the man himself, in spite of the fact that they usually do.''

Power's origins are a mystery to all. Though he claims to be the 411th member of The House to take on the name Power, it's just as likely that he is simply some wannabe blue blood who made the entire thing up. The only things about Power that can be considered a fact is his power.

Power is one of the more "human" Chat Lords. Though even for him, the word "human" is sort of a stretch. There are two reasons for this. First of all, Power is the consumer of the Mokei Mokei no Mi. Thus he no longer a living being but rather a non-living thing. Second of all, Power has integrated cybernetics into his body. Thus making him a cyborg. To make this short, Power is better described as a Puppet Cyborg than a human. But alas he is still TECHNICALLY a human.

It should be noted that Power is one of the more aggressive Chat Lords. So much so that he even has the gall to challenge the Terror Trio of all people...

Powerhouse411 and The Madman War
According to FMF, Powerhouse411's existence is tied to that of the 13th Madman of all people. FMF has stated that Power is, in truth, an amnesiac 11th Madman. Though the 13th Madman expressed doubt over the validity of this claim, it was indeed so, it's possible that Power's violent behavior towards the 13th Madman is a result of the unconscious attempt to become The One True Madman. Or FMF could've just been talking horse crap. Which is QUITE likely by the way.

HOWEVER...it should be noted that Powerhouse411 claims to have suffered an attack from the so-called 14th Madman. If Power's claims are to be believed, then this supports FMF's 11th Madman theory. For it's possible that the 14th attacked Power because of Power's identity as the 11th Madman.

The One True Madman
A being whose legend is comparable to that of the super saiyan's. It is said that only The One True Madman has the power to defeat the combine might of the Terror Trio themselves by his lonesome...

The Undead Hero (Real Name Unknown)
Having been born in 1043, The Undead Hero is one of the oldest of the Chat Lords. At some point in time before 1066, The Undead Hero somehow joined a war effort that involved Hastings in some form or fashion. Just as the charge had begun, The Undead Hero tripped and impaled his sword through his head. At a later date, The Undead Hero was brought back to life as a lich by Morgana.

Wolfdragon Rex (Real Name Unknown)
Rex's past is as dark as a black hole. Absolutely no information has given regarding it. Much like Powerhouse411, Rex is much more well-known for his abilities than his history.

To say Rex has a lot of powers would be like saying FMF is pretty evil. It's an understatement of EPIC proportions. Though Rex's raw power pales in comparison to that of the Terror Trio, his arsenal of abilities surpasses all but FMF. Rex is capable of becoming and manipulating energy itself. He can sourcelessly manufacture just about any knife that he has mentally designed without limit. He can create and manipulate fire at will. He once possessed the ability to tap into the might of hell itself but that power has been stripped from him by Ferno. He could also once bring directional order to disorder but that power has been stripped from him by the 13th Madman. He can fly without limit. He can shift between being a wolf, a dragon (not of the wyvern breed for The Dragon is the only one of those left), and his presumably original human form. He has telekentic abilities that he uses to manipulate his knives and sometimes other things as well. And many, many more....

Alongside Powerhouse411, Rex is one of the two most belligerent of the Chat Lords. None are sure of exactly what is it that rouses Rex to such violence, but Powerhouse411 theorizes that it has to do with his large repertoire of powers. Most of the Chat Lords has a theme for which their abilities follow; however, Rex is known to have abandoned such a standard. Many of Rex's abilities have little to no relation to each other, and Power firmly believes that this lack of relation has created a flux that is slowly driving Rex insane. It's possible that this theoretical flux has something to do with the Madman War...

Rex and The Madman War
Power believes that Rex's belligerence is a result of a flux caused by the fact that his powers lack any balancing relation to each other. If this is true, it could be that there is a relationship between Rex and the Madman War. It's believed that the 0th Madman was driven to insanity by the lost of his hat; however, it's possible that the 0th Madman was actually the One True Madman at that time. If so, then he would have had a large array of abilities that would have nothing to do with each other just like Rex's. Thus the 0th Madman could have suffered from the same flux as Rex is suffering from at the moment.

If this is true, it can be theorized that soon Rex will completely lose his mind and become the first of a new generation of Madman. As a Madman, Rex will have access to all of the abilities possessed by the other Madman, with the exception of the amnesiac 11th Madman, and possibly all of his older abilities as well. It is unsure if the Mad Rex would be a participant of The Madman War the proginitor of an entirely new conflict. However, it is sure that the Mad Rex WILL have the potential to become The One True Madman and thus the most powerful entity The Chat has ever spoken of...

The Rexial Flux Theory is supported by the fact that Rex has been seen talking to himself at times as if there were another person present. It's possible that the madness is now becoming far worse than simply wanton violence. It's also supported by Rex's claims to be the 735th Madman. It's possible that Zeon1 has told Rex of his eventual transformation into The Mad Rex and how many Madmen will come in go before that time comes...

Wyvern 0m3g4 (Real Name Unknown)
Little is known about the past of The Dragon. Even by The Dragon itself. The only thing that's known for sure, is the fact that it's the last of wyvern kind. The circumstances that brought The Dragon aboard the Ship of Fools is also unknown. What IS known is that The Dragon is one of the most powerful Chat Lords, being one of the few to possess the almighty Star of the Administrator. It's also a member of The Target Trio, meaning that it's one of the most durable creatures to have ever come into existence.

With further prying, and an ocean's worth of pizza as bribery, The Dragon has agreed to reveal that while he was originally just a lone wanderer in search of time to kill and fun to be had, he was later adopted by the ever sweet and loving Chat Lord, Caring16, who took The Dragon in as her adoptive older brother figure, despite The Dragon being younger than Caring16. He would then also become close friends and the one time student of another Chat Lord known as TheMediaJudge. As the two became closer as friends, they both soon realized they had much more in common than simple interests, to the point where they theorized and believed each other to be clones. Thus The Dragon is referred to as TheMediaJudge's "Awesome American Clone," where as The Dragon in turn calls his clone, his "Awesome British Clone". The two take great amusement and joy out of being so similar, to the point where whenever they find another similarity, they gleefully shout "DID IT AGAIN!" Due to feeling pity for the butt monkey status The Dragon received in his earlier years as a Chat Lord, TheMediaJudge took it upon himself to teach his own unique fighting style, Gavel Jutsu, to The Dragon. In time, The Dragon successfully learned and honed his Gavel Jutsu, albeit never quite matching the strength of his beloved clone, friend and master. As The Dragon became more proficient with Gavel Jutsu, he in time accessed Shikai and Bankai with it, reaching an all new level of power entirely; even naming his treasured gavel, Senshi no Ten (Heaven's Warrior.)

On the subject of Senshi no Ten, The Dragon was also once made the incarnation of Heaven itself by Chat Lord, creator and fellow Target Trio member, Marcus Junior; making him the source and abode of all that is good, kind and loving in the universe, as well as making him the archenemy to fellow Chat Lord, 1NF3RNO. The two afterlives shared many laughs, few battles and intense antagonism for each other during The Dragon's time as Heaven. As Heaven, he wielded the ability to command angels, Valkyries, and even use heavenly weapons and tools. However, as quickly as he was given the role, so too did the creator remove it from The Dragon with abandon, stating things were getting too carried away. Thus, to this very day, The Dragon's incarnation as Heaven is sealed away within a stone and cast to the bottom of an undisclosed lake. The Dragon shrugged in response and never looked back.

In time, thanks to the loving persona of Caring16, The Dragon soon found himself with even more family members via adoption. He became the brother to Chat Lord and member of the Terror Trio himself, the 13th madman, as well as the older brother to Chat Lord, Zeon1. Due to Caring16's adoption of Chat Lord, Ricizubi as her uncle, this too caused Ricizubi to be The Dragon's uncle. And as Ricizubi is brothers with Chat Lords 1NF3RNO, Marcus Junior and Zoro-san, this has left much speculation as to whether this makes The Dragon related to them too; although he only ever seems to address Marcus Junior as "Uncle-senpai" (due to being his uncle and senior in the field and knowledge of martial arts.) Interestingly, instead of seeing 1NF3RNO as an uncle, he has often commented that Hell itself is more like a brother to him. Eventually, The Dragon would accept other Chat Lords into his family as well, such as Generalzer0 as his grandson, LabbyFullerZ as his nephew, Lvdoomien as his son, and even the villainous yet fashionable, bizarre acting okama (cross dresser,) Kazekage21 as his half-son. Currently, The Dragon has no idea how he gained a grandson and nephew aside from random absurdity, and is clueless as to whom he became romantically involved with in order to father two sons. It was once rumored that he had been involved with Chat Lord Roronoa Senshi, but The Dragon flew into disgusted shock at this statement and outright declared he and Roronoa Senshi were never once an item. Thus finally putting an end to this rumor once and for all.

Recently, The Dragon has entered a sacred pact of sworn brotherhood with Chat Lord and self-proclaimed "Crownless King," Jakyou, which The Dragon refers to as Mihawk constantly. Jakyou is thus one of The Dragon's little brothers, and as such, The Dragon is fiercely protective and supportive of Jakyou.

Relationships aside, The Dragon, having been inspired by and greatly admiring the immense power of his uncle, Ricizubi, threw himself headlong into the world of martial arts; crying out that he'd be the first ever "World's Greatest Martial Artist." In order to achieve this, he believed he had to learn every style of martial art in order to be the world's best. He then went on to create Ichi Kenpo and become quite skilled in its use, albeit crediting another man entirely instead. He has also learned Yang Combat, which makes use of a form of chi energy that manifests as superheated white light, but like Ichi Kenpo, this too has fallen out of use in recent years. Other styles he makes more frequent use of include his Blue Leg Style, Rokushiki (having learned to use Soru, Rankyaku and Geppo, and learning Tekkai accidentally as his body instinctively flexed to maximum hardness through repeated loving tackles from his sister, Caring16,) an improvised version of Ittoryu and Nitoryu (sometimes incorporating Santoryu, Yontoryu and Gotoryu, depending on the number of blades he has with him and if he uses his Rankyaku) and his own unique martial art, Blazing Fist Style, alongside its sub-disciplines, Dragonbreath, Cold Fist Style and the powerful Searing Soul.

When The Dragon decided upon creating Ichi Kenpo, he stated upon multiple instances he'd be a martial artist so great, even the world around him would bend to his very will. Thus, the concept of Ichi Kenpo was born.

The Dragon seems to be constantly seen as and thought of as a literal wyvern by his peers, family and friends amongst the chat, although he himself often requests Chat Lord Carabe197 to represent the The Dragon in fully human form. This appears to be an odd inconsistency which only The Dragon has noticed; thus, no other Chat Lord appears to make a big deal of this. However, as of recently, The Dragon has begun referring to himself as half-human and half-draconian (a race of reptilian hominids capable of armor-like hide, immense strength, and the ability to breathe fire, with some even capable of flight;) even going as far as to inject pure draconian genes into his body to achieve this effect. Thus allowing him to use his people's martial art, Blazing Fist Style.

The Dragon was also once theorized to possibly be a cyborg, given that his head has an absurdly easy to open lid on top, which stores a much more baffling variety of things; even being capable of tapping into the unlimited power of the human imagination, which The Dragon claims is where he's all powerful. However, this theory was ditched soon after, as many believed it was too ridiculous for The Dragon to be a cyborg simply for this reason alone. Within his head, The Dragon has apparently stored things such as a patented "Head Cannon," which fires continuous rounds of ammunition simultaneously alongside launched cannonballs, Godzilla itself, which he only pulls out during times he refers to as "the Godzilla Threshold," an arm made up entirely of red energy of some kind, a host of comedic yet useful machines, large chains, and so on. His head is surprisingly spacious and almost empty, if not for the lone hamster wheel in the middle, and the large, 80's styled computer, filled with unnecessary amounts of monitors, buttons and levers. Sitting in front of it in a pivoting chair is what he refers to as his "brain;" a white mouse known simply as Terry. Terry appears to be rather snarky most of the time and claims to be The Dragon's voice of reason to boot; often having to correct atrociously absurd statements The Dragon makes, or talk him out of anything outright stupid or wrong. They like to constantly complain and bicker with each other, albeit neither of them seem to show true hatred or aggression for the other. The Dragon also likes to house anything he creates within the confines of his imagination in his head, such as characters from his story, One Dream (which he claims is certainly not a plug. Terry claims he's lying.)

Aside from being trained by TheMediaJudge, The Dragon was also taught by various other Chat Lords as well. Despite being told it was to test how big a baka (fool/idiot) The Dragon could be (after being called a baka for the first time by Roronoa Senshi and thus playfully taking the insult and making it his own badge of honor later on; which also explains his absurdly spacious head,) he was secretly trained in the art of being evil by FoolishMortalFOOL, who appears to be constantly pushing The Dragon further towards the dark side, as well as using him as a dangerous, rampaging beast of destruction for his own amusement. The Dragon was also drafted into Generalzer0's army as the General's unranked soldier, whom seems to enjoy abusing and innocently teasing The Dragon whenever he feels like it.

Not only has The Dragon been trained by others, but he was also given a student to teach as well. Upon finally learning everything FoolishMortalFOOL could teach him, The Dragon was told that his kohai (junior colleague) Powerhouse411, who was also handpicked by FoolishMortalFOOL in the art of being evil, would be The Dragon's student. Albeit, neither FoolishMortalFOOL nor Powerhouse411 seem to speak of this anymore, and may very well have forgotten about it. The Dragon however, apparently never forgot, and to this day, questions why he never gets called Wyvern-sensei by Powerhouse411.

The Dragon has even created his own pirate crew, albeit they rarely, if ever, go out on adventures together unless someone remembers there was a crew in the first place. The crew, known as the Omega Pirates, was formed one day when The Dragon was chatting with Marcus Junior and showing off his newly acquired straw hat, which he bought for twenty dollars and is too small to fit appropriately on his head. Marcus Junior then noted that The Dragon shall head out to sea and become Pirate King someday, which The Dragon eagerly believed. The two agreed to form a crew of pirates together, with The Dragon becoming captain, as the straw hat was considered proof of The Dragon's right to be captain by both Target Trio members. Marcus Junior chose to be the second mate, and The Dragon accepted. The Dragon then proceeded to somehow eat the Kage Kage no Mi as he wanted a Devil Fruit that would suit him, and thus began collecting crew members. Among the inactive Omega Pirates are a host of Chat Lords, including 1NF3RNO as first mate and The Dragon's mentor figure before starting a mutiny, forming his own crew and stealing the Marcus Junior (a ship constructed from the crew's second mate himself, Marcus Junior, as per 1NF3RNO's wishes.) Other members include 13th madman as the crew's shipwright and inventor, Caring16 as the crew's chef, Jakyou as the crew's perverse doctor, Carabe197 as the crew's okama (cross dresser,) Rinji79 as the crew's pet, Zeon1 as the crew's navigator, and perhaps other crewmates as well. Given how long ago the crew was formed and then forgotten, a few other members have become lost to time.

The Dragon seems to have a tendency in referring to himself as a self-proclaimed "man child." He does this, because he perceives himself as a physically fully grown adult with the spirit of a small child. And as such, he tends to act like one from time to time; showing episodes of intense emotional outbursts, like moodiness or disproportionate rage, incredible stubbornness, sometimes to a fault, and an innocent demeanor (most of the time.) However, he can also show colors of his more mature persona as well. The Dragon is very responsible and constantly tries to live up to the duties and tasks set before him; even causing unnecessary grief and stress for himself in the process. He's also a self-proclaimed cynic and says he has a jaded look on the world; seeing more bad than there is good, and considers society at large to be diminishing in quality. This only serves to make him even more intensely attached to his fellow Chat Lords though, as he sees them as diamonds in the rough.

The Dragon's sexual interests have been brought into question numerous times by his beloved fellow Chat Lords. Especially 1NF3RNO, who loves to troll The Dragon by disputing The Dragon's claims he is a gentleman, and thus calling The Dragon out for being as perverse as many of the other male Chat Lords. This only serves to frustrate The Dragon however, who adamantly sticks to his guns and states he's a gentleman. What he means by this is unclear though, as he has foolishly forgotten to properly explain the line drawn between gentleman and pervert.

Despite this entry's explicit claim that The Dragon is one of the more powerful Chat Lords, it appears The Dragon rarely, if ever, makes proper use of his supposed power. In fact, he seems utterly incapable of defeating the strongest of the Chat Lords, and can even be unspeakably and gruesomely harmed and injured by even the weakest of the Chat Lords. Normally, this has been the commonly heard tale throughout the world's oceans, and many have already assigned themselves to believe that The Dragon's strength and power is a fabricated lie. Although new evidence suggests the legends are true. An excerpt from a long forgotten manuscript recalls instances where The Dragon, possibly due to his constant training under more powerful Chat Lords, or maybe some other unknown means, has been depicted as standing up to those of the likes of Powerhouse411, Wolfdragon Rex, and even Marcus Junior. And not only has he stood his ground bravely (despite mainstream tales depicting The Dragon as a sniveling coward,) but he has been shown putting up a decent fight, and even sometimes winning his matches after a long, tedious battle. This may imply The Dragon has been secretly hiding the true extent of his overall strength for as long as he's been aboard the Manic Chama, and thus only reveals the magnitude of his powers when he feels like it. It may also suggest he allows other Chat Lords to bully him to some extent. No real clear explanation has been given as to why this is though. Some scholars believe it is meant to be an allegory to tolerance, patience and understanding. They were promptly revoked of their degrees and publicly humiliated shortly after.

Finally, as far as the ominous Madman War is concerned, The Dragon has been surprisingly absent from any mentioning of such a huge event. Whether his inactive response to the Madman War is due to sheer ignorance or simple indifference has yet to be determined. In fact, a passage in this very collection of myths seems to have been written by The Dragon himself, stating his thoughts on the Madman War and on the myths of the Chat Lords themselves.

"I hear all this talk about a Madman War. Now, that's all fine and good, as I know my brother's a mysterious man and these are ominous times we live in. But... What about the 0m3g4 Age?!!"

Scholars cannot quite tell if these inserts were purposefully placed into the midst of serious folklore in order to pass on secret, hidden knowledge, or if it's merely The Dragon trying to playfully tease any reader who passes by. Some have even proposed that about 90% of the section covering The Dragon is written entirely by The Dragon himself, and must NOT be taken seriously at all. If this is indeed the case, The Dragon is credited for somehow managing to break the fourth wall of his very own mythos and quite possibly undermining the credibility of this entire series of myths. It's called "ironic" by some, as various urban legends go around, stating The Dragon is also known as Myth Master, if one is to believe not only this tale, but the tale of Chat Lord Carabe197 as well. Put quite famously in another passage:

"Hah!! Just broke the fourth wall! LIKE A BAWS! Also, believe every single thing you have read here, because it is TOTALLY truthful. I should know. I'm 89% honest after all. Plus, writing all of this is real time consuming and everything. So... yeah... ... Wait, wasn't this supposed to be about the Madman War? ... PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS PASSAGE!"

Also rather interestingly, no other Chat Lord has quite managed to pull off the very same feat as The Dragon has. And if they have, they certainly weren't stupid enough to make it as obvious as The Dragon had. Scholars are absolutely baffled as to why anyone would senselessly break the fourth wall without good reason, leading to the aforementioned debate.

The 0m3g4 Age
For everyone and everything, there is an opposite. For Yin, there is Yang. For Zeon1, there is Zeon2, For Light, there is Darkness. For Kai, there is Madman. And for Good, there is Evil. Thus it stands to reason that for the beginning, there is an end. And that end is the 0m3g4 Age.

The majority of the information on this page is about events that have already come about, but the 0m3g4 Age is an event that has yet to come but surely will. Not much is known about the 0m3g4 Age. Even a seer as powerful as Zeon1 himself is left in the dark about it. What is known is that its occurrence will be herald by certain omens. These omens being:


 * When FMF rejects the Perfect Smoothie...or actually did something nice for someone! GASP!
 * When Rex's sanity stablilizes.
 * When Ferno feels finally full.

Zeon1 (Real Name Unknown)
Zeon1 is one of the few Chat Lords capable of being classified as a "human" of sorts. Though Zeon is most definitely NOT your average human. Amongst the Chat Lords, none have a precognition as specific as Zeon1's. Zeon's ability to see into the future far surpasses that of mere Kenbunshoku Haki. To refer to it as such would be an insult to Zeon's talents. Zeon's foresight is so great, that the man managed to foresee his birth as a human at the very moment his spirit was created by the inception of the Big Bang.

Zeon has consistently stated that he has existed since the inception of the Big Bang, and has declared that the other Chat Lords are older than him, save for Powerhouse, making Zeon the second youngest of the Chat Lords. Zeon has also stated that his existance has been divided into multiple periods of time called Ages, with him having a different form in each age. This would explain why Zeon's powers seem to flex and change.

Zeon has also reportadly held several high positions in his time, claiming to have been a temporary king of Scotland, among other titles. He also is the self-proclaimed navigator of The Omega Pirates, and their captain, The Dragon, seems to acknoweldge him as such. Zeon also currently holds the title of Spiral Emperor, the supervisor, regulator, and general master of Spiral Energy.

While Zeon has stated that the first several Ages of his existance passed by "in a blur of people, friends, positions, and the like", until the Betrayal Age, the event that Zeon has stated "made me stop just watching the world spin". This was the first era were Zeon has been known to actively help in the shaping of the world. It is also interesting to note that this Age directly precipitates Zeon2's first appearance. Zeon has also stated this age was in direct correlation to the Madman War, and claims to have been in near constant contact with the 3rd Madman during this time. It is also worth nothing that Zeon refuses to speak about this Age or Nimbus's role in it. All he has stated was that they "had worked together for a long time", until the dawn of that Age.

As to be expected, Zeon1's talents has caused him to be targeted by an innumerable amount of entites. A lot of these entities are composed of mortals, even more of them aren't. However, it should be noted that Zeon is quite the adversary. Not many of the Chat Lords can hope to best him, and all of those who lack such a title can't hope to even THINK of besting him. Thus Zeon's many victories over those whom desire to use him often go unnotice. For the battles are long over before they're able to become noticeable.

However, this doesn't mean Zeon lacks abled enemies. There are two individuals whom are able to strike fear in Zeon's heart. Not enough to make Zeon worry, but enough to catch his attention. An individual named Zeon2 whom apparently possesses the very same powers as Zeon himself and another named Nimbus whom is devoid of fate and thus immune to Zeon's abilities. Both Zeon2 and Nimbus wish to see Zeon dead. Whether they get their wish or the Chat Lord prevails remains to be seen...

The "New Age"
The current Age that Zeon exists in. The accumulated damage sustained from his various chat battles and a near-fatal duel with Zeon2 himself have lead Zeon to attempt something quite drastic: the shedding of his previous existances! Now in a state he refers to as Reset, Zeon has barely any memory of his time before arriving on the Ship of Fools, with them only returning during mostly unopportune flashbacks. This has also cost Zeon a good chunk of his precognitive abilities! However, Zeon has created a new fighting style to replace it, dubbed Ability Swap! Using this, Zeon can switch between numerous fighting styles and abilities on his Swap Palate, thus making him a much more versatile combatant than before.

Zeon also has discovered an ability called Nature Alignment, a state of being in which one incorporates an element into their very being, Zeon's being lightning. This has also added a whole other moveset to Zeon's already filled combat repertoire. All in all, Zeon is a much stronger and unpredictable fighter now.

This, however, does also come at a price. Zeon has almost no memory of either Nimbus or Zeon2, thus making them a greater threat to him overall. This also applies to various other opponents Zeon has faced in the past. This is countered, though, by the effects his transformation have had on Zeon2, who underwent similar changes.

Zeon2 and The Madman War Theory...
Powerhouse411 believes Zeon2 to be a product of The Madman War. He strongly believes that there is an alliance between the 14th Madman, Zeon2, and Nimbus. The alliance originally consisted of Nimbus and the 14th Madman. The 14th Madman convinced Nimbus to use her fateless status to get a hold of Zeon's DNA without the seer noticng. Afterward, the DNA was used to produce Zeon2 so that Zeon's abilities could be used against the 13th Madman and Powerhouse411.

However, Zeon claims that Zeon2 was created by Nimbus and Nimbus alone. Zeon also states that Zeon2 only possesses half of his powers. With the other half having been converted to pure raw power! Considering the extent of Zeon's precognition, it's possible the Zeon2 is more of a threat to The Chat as a whole rather than just Zeon...

Following Zeon's "Reset", Zeon2 has also apparently changed, and not just in his appearance. Alongside his previous skills (he still retains his precognative abilities in full), Zeon2 has also learned how to use Nature Alignment, with his element being water, thus making him a deadly opposite to Zeon and a much bigger threat overall.

The Book of Zeon
One of the most important chat relics to date, the Book of Zeon is a compilement of the 9001 predictions Zeon had immediatley after deciding to shed his past lives. As they faded, Zeon quickly and hastily recorded them in a simple paperback, which he labeled right as his consciousness slipped away: The Book of Zeon.

Currently, the Book is always carried by the current Reset Zeon, and he is loathe to let it leave his prescense. It has been scrutinized several times, however, and the results have come off... very confused. The Book of Zeon is not only written in several different languages, but also in various writing, formatting, and even structure styles. The parts that HAVE been read, however, usually come off as gibberish, or too complex/vague to interpert at the present time.

The last section of the Book is arguably the most important, as it is headlined with the only English text in the entire Book:  THE 0m3g4 AGE . This section, however, has proven to be totally indecipherable, as it is written in a bizaare language combining French, English, Rage faces, various numbers, ancient Greek, runes, and Lower Slubovian, along with various lines of coding, also in various languages. Even Zeon himself cannot decode this, and this is troubling, as this book might have the only detailed information on The 0m3g4 Age, and how to survive it.

THE TRUTH!!!
This section is dedicated solely to debunking the various theories across the wikia...

THE TRUTH OF THE MADMAN WAR!!!!
The Madman War...is nonsense. Even it's origins is nonesense. To put it simply:

"13th Madman is the one true Madman. Why would the 1st madman correspond to an orderly numbering system? No the 1st madman would not call himself the 1st madman\ or just the madman, he'd tempt fate, tempt luck, challenge order. Name himself the 13th Madman!! The Unlucky numbered Madman," - Ferno

The 0th Madman is naught but a myth. He never existed and neither did those that supposedly came after. In truth the 13th Madman goes by 13th just because. He's a madman. Why does he need a reason?!!!!