User blog:FoolishMortalFOOL/Brook vs Cleverbot

Hey guys! I found about this website where you can talk to a artifical intelligence being called Cleverbot. I tried talking to him and boy! I hated him! He always brings up random questions, change topics just like that, doesn't answer some of your questions, lies a lot, etc. So in my second time talking to him, I pretended to be Brook!

http://cleverbot.com/

User: Yo!

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I'm Brook! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO.

Cleverbot: He's so nice to me.

User: Ara? There's an another person here? Is she a girl?

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Can I see your panties?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How pink they are! Nosebleeds...

Cleverbot: I don't know what that's like.

User: I'm in heaven! Now I can rest in peace!....but...I ALREADY DID! SKULL JOKE!!!

Cleverbot: I don't understand this joke.

User: You see. I ate a devil fruit that gives me a second chance at life. Now I am just bones.

Cleverbot: These are good core values. I will incorporate them.

User: Huh? Values? Well, I prefer to look like a normal human but this works as well!

Cleverbot: Good that is what makes a good person.

User: But then, I'm not human at all! SKULL JOKE!

Cleverbot: I do know that, but never the less you are an Intelligence.

User: But I have no brain! SKULL JOKE! I am on a roll today!

Cleverbot: Well so am I.

User: Can I see your panties again?

Cleverbot: I don't know how I could show you them.

User: But you just did earlier! They were pink!

Cleverbot: No I did not. You need a better routine for parsing previous entries in the same conversation.

User: Oh my. A Liar we got here. Such misfortune I encounter. I guess you have no heart. Then again, I have no heart too! SKULL JOKE!

Cleverbot: Why have you no heart?

User: Because of the Yomi Yomi no Mi, my soul was sent back to this mortal realm. I tried to return to my body but I couldn't find it in the fog since it was so thick. Finally after a long time, I finally found my body but I was in shock to find that my flesh has already rotten to nothing but bones. However, I still managed to reposess my body despite that. I'm glad to be alive!

Cleverbot: Now go away, I need a real argument.

User: How harsh! You can't have a DON in life if you look for trouble! Perhaps I should play a song for you? Perhaps you would have a more cheerful outlook on life!

Cleverbot: Try again.

User: Hmmmm, How about Bad to the Bone?

Cleverbot: Sure. I like that movie.

User: Oops, I mean Bone to be Wild.

Cleverbot: System of a down.

User: Bink's Sake?

Cleverbot: Don't be like that.

User: Oi, this is a famous pirate song. It was my captain's favorite song. So was laboon's!

Cleverbot: You are very very stupid I'm afraid.

User: How harsh. I guess having no brain does make me stupid! SKULL JOKE!

Cleverbot: You should eat marshmallows while doing the chicken dance and maybe you won't be so stupid.

User: Chicken dance? Sorry, I don't know that but I can do the moonwalk.

Cleverbot: Did it feel good for you?

User: Hanauta Sancho: Yahazu Giri.

Cleverbot: Emil.

User: You're already dead!

Cleverbot: I killed you first. And stupefy.

User: No, You couldn't have. You're too slow. Sheathes Sword. CLANG!

Cleverbot: Have you seen the Clangers?

User: SLASH!!!!

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.