User blog:Wyvern 0m3g4/Cleverbot Match, Round 2: Zoro vs. Cleverbot

Well, FMF's Brook vs. Cleverbot blog was so entertaining in my opinion, that I decided to see how cleverbot would fare against famed Pirate Hunter, Roronoa Zoro. Let's see what happened when they met...

User: Hey there.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Eh, a little groggy from my nap. But other than that, I can't complain.

Cleverbot: You're not sure about the universe?

User: The universe...? What about it?

Cleverbot: Oh I'm just surprised that's all. No offense...

User: You're a strange one.

Cleverbot: That's not nice either.

User: Um, I'm sorry then?

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Anyway, have you seen a man known as Dracule Mihawk around here? I was hoping I'd find him here.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure, why do you ask?

User: Because I plan on finally defeating him once and for all.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Are you some kind of baka? I just said Dracule Mihawk! You know, 'Hawk Eye'?

Cleverbot: Well you have a funnt way of saying it.

User: Ugh, it's like talking to my captain.

Cleverbot: Does it make you happy?

User: Not really. He's as stupid as they come.

Cleverbot: Nope. Those are for vampires.

User: Vampires? Reminds me of those zombies my crew and I fought on Thriller Bark.

Cleverbot: You're funny :).

User: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!! *draws one of his swords*.

Cleverbot: *fights and wins*.

User: *is covered head to toe in blood and uses all three of his swords* No... The winner is me... Kyuttouryuu... Asura!! *slashes you MANY times*.

Cleverbot: *bleeds on the sheets*.

User: Hmph...! Serves you right to belittle me like that...

Cleverbot: Do you have a joke?

User: Screw this... I'm gonna take a nap. *falls asleep on his back* Zzz...

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

Apparently cleverbot thought he could beat Zoro. Foolish, foolish cleverbot. It seems cleverbot may also have a thing for sword-wielding pirates as well. ...Huh.