Don Krieg vs. Arlong

On the Dreadnaught Sabre, krieg is sitting in his room looking at a wanted poster of arlong:

Krieg: GIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gin: yes captain
 * gin rushes into the room*

Krieg:*shows the poster to gin* Who the hell is this guy?

Gin: Thats Arlong sir.

Krieg: I know that you idiot, but why does he have a higher bounty than me?

Gin: well...........

Krieg: GO ON, SPIT IT OUT.

Gin: well, he was a former member of the sunny pirates.

Krieg:*in surprise* WHAT? this fishman scum has a higher bounty than me? WHERE IS HE?!!!!!!!!

Gin: our intel tells us he is on Cocoyasi Village.

Krieg: Cocoyashi huh? good. GET THE FLEET READY. WE'RE GOIN TO COCOYASHI VILLAGE!!!!!!!!

Gin: but sir, i thought we were heading off to the grand line?

Krieg: that can wait. for now i have to make sure i left east blue as the most powerful pirate in this retched sea.

Gin: YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fishman: CAPTAIN ARLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Kriegs fleet of 50 ships sail off to cocoyashi village*
 * at arlong park*

Arlong: what is it?

Fishman: a giant fleet of 50 ships is heading straight for us.

Arlong: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuurobi: it cant be the navy. they dont have that many ships around here.

Hachi: i heard a pirate named Don Krieg has amassed a giant fleet, but i heard he was in the grand line.

Arlong: krieg aye? i know him.*gets out of his chair* FISHMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PREPARE FOR COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Fishmen: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirate:*looking through a telescope* THERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * all the arlong pirates head to the shores of cocoyashi village*
 * on the Dreadnaught Sabre*

Krieg: finally, KREIG PIRATES ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arlong: get that cow over here.

Fishman: yes sir Pirate: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!
 * out of nowhere a giant sea cow comes out of the water in front of the on coming pirate ships and destroys them*

Krieg: DONT GET FLUSTERED, DIVISIONS 1 THROUGH 10 TAKE OUT THAT COW. THE REST OF YOU, ATTA..........

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kreig: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * ships around krieg start to explode underwater and begin to sink*

Gin: IT MUST BE THOSE DAMN FISHMAN!!!!!!!!!

?????: Mizu-deppo(water gun) Krieg: GIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!!!!!!
 * a shot of water is fired at gin but gin jumps out of the way making the water shot go through the ship*

Gin: sir?

Krieg: because of you, we have a hole in the ship now.

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arlong: now you've got two holes
 * from under the ship arlong shoots out from the bottom*

Krieg: so your arlong?

Arlong: whos askin?

Krieg: Dangan(gun array) Krieg:*continuously firing at arlong* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arlong: your petty toys cant hurt me human.
 * krieg flips open the mantles on his armor to reveal 10 gun barrels, then takes out two dual-pistols and proceeds to pump arlong full of lead*
 * out of the firing smoke, arlongs fist comes out and punches krieg in the face sending him flying*

Krieg:*getting up* bastard

Arlong: Shark on Darts Pirate: CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Arlong shoots at krieg like a torpedo with his unbreakable nose*

Krieg: Kaen Hosha(flamethrower) Krieg: TAKE THAT FISHMAN SCU...................WHAT?!!!!!!!! Arlong:*with his nose barely piercing kriegs chest* DAMMIT
 * krieg activates a wrist mounted flamethrower and fires it at the one coming arlong*
 * arlong shoots right through the flames and goes right into kriegs chest*

Krieg:*with arlongs nose stuck in his chest armor* thats wont do anything, not while im wearing my Wootz-Ko no Yoroi(Wootz Steel Armor)

Arlong: bastard

Krieg: now i think ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO!!!!!!!!!! Arlong: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!!!!!!!!!
 * with diamonds embedded on the gauntlets, krieg attempts to punch arlong*

Krieg: WHAT? Krieg: GHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * with his nose stuck in kriegs chest, arlong picks krieg up in the air using just his nose and slams him down with force*

Arlong:*finally pulling his nose out* SHAAAAHAHAHA, you humans are so pathetic. you actually though you stood a chance against me. SHAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!*pulls his leg up and gets ready to stomp krieg* now you die Krieg: HAAAAA Arlong: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*falls to the ground holding his bleeding foot* YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
 * arlong sends a stomp onto the downed krieg*
 * krieg pulls out a cape with spikes on one side*
 * arlong stomps onto the spiked caped*

Krieg:*getting up with blood coming out of his mouth* HAHA HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, FISHMAN SCUM?!!!!!!!!!

Arlong:*letting go of his still bleeding foot* your gonna pay for that.

Krieg: is that right? let me pay you with........NEEDLES!!!!!!!!!!!! Arlong:*jumping out of the way* FUCK!!!!!!!!
 * Krieg fires stakes out of his shoulder-plates in a machine gun-like fashion at the downed arlong*

Krieg:*firing at arlong wherever he goes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arlong: THATS IT!!!!!!!!

Krieg:*stops firing* huh?

Arlong: SHARK ON TOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Krieg: HA, too easy Krieg: GIMMIE YOUR BEST SH..........
 * Arlong opens his mouth and starts spinning towards krieg*
 * krieg again pulls out the spiked cape and covers himself with it*

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Krieg: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!(thats impossible, theres no way he should be able to break through my armor) Arlong:*spitting out blood* bwa, humans taste like trash.
 * arlong hits krieg, even though hes covered in spikes, and bites down on him with his teeth going through his cape and armor*
 * arlong now picks krieg up with his mouth and starts to spin around, then letting him go, sending him into the back of his ship in a huge explosion*

Krieg: Modoku Gas Dan MH5(Deadly Poison Gas Bomb: MH5) Arlong: what now? Arlong:*covering his mouth* what the hell?
 * krieg fires a a bomb containing extremely potent deadly poison gas*
 * upon impact it creates a very large cloud of poison*

Krieg:*walking out of the back of the ship with a gas mask on* Im done playing with you. NOW WE FIND OUT WHO IS THE STRONGEST OF EAST BLUE!!!!!!!!!!! Krieg: Daisenso(Mighty Battle Spear)
 * krieg takes his shoulder plates off and puts them together forming a spear*

Arlong:*still on the poison cloud, and covering his mouth* (so thats what this is all about, he wants to see who is the strongest pirate in east blue huh? well) IM NOT GOING TO LOSE OT A WORTHLESS HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arlong: now....huh? Krieg: YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * the shout that arlong makes clears and sends the poison cloud away*
 * krieg is in front of arlong with his spear up in the air*

Arlong: I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arlong: RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Krieg: idiot
 * krieg swings down upon arlong with the top of his spear*
 * arlong catches the top of the spear with his mouth*

Arlong:*with the spear in his mouth* huh? Krieg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*trying to take his spear back but it wont budge* huh? Krieg: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pirates: CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gin: GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * the top of the spear suddenly explodes in arlongs face*
 * as the smoke clears arlong is still a hold of kriegs spear with his mouth*
 * arlong then starts to spin krieg and arlong, around and around and around until jumping up and slamming the spinning krieg down onto the ship, making the ship explode in the process*
 * the Dreadnaught Sabre is obliterated, with pieces flying left and right*
 * gin with the unconscious krieg on his back jumps onto the neighboring ship*

Pirate: YES SIR!!!

Arlong:*jumping behind gin* i dont think so.

Gin:*turns around and drops kreig while pulling out his tonfa tipped with heavy iron balls the size of cannonballs* SHIT!!!!!!!!

Arlong:*with his fishman friend coming behind him* now im gona finish the j............ Fishman: CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!
 * arlong suddenly falls unconscious*

Chou:*picking up arlong* captain took heavy damage in his battle but suppressed it just so he can win.

Gin: lets call it a day. i think we can both agree to that

Kuurobi: NO WAY, we're gonna kill you ri.......

Chou: NO, this battle is over. it would be pointless to continue this without our captains.

Kuurobi: Fine*walks away*

Gin: we will meet again, and the next time we meet, im gonna kill you all.

Chou: hmp, dont get cocky human*jumps into the water with arlong on his back*

Gin:*picking up krieg* WHERES THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*a doctor rushes over to tend to the unconscious krieg* GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

THE END