Talk:Bane Shotman/Abilities and Powers/@comment-3337232-20120910015411

Hey look buddy, he's Bane Shotman. That means he solves problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. Fr'instance... How is he going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing him a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer...

He uses a gun. And if that don't work... he uses more gun. Like that heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and I'd better hope...

Not pointed at me.