Face-Off. The Dreaded Pirates and The Jolly Pirates meet! Part 1

 Somewhere in the Grand Line, at a Town on an Autumn Island 

Near the center of the town, a small group of men could be seen wandering the streets together, seeming to be in the midst of a conversation of some kind.

Dasher: Hey, how much longer will this take?

Renzu: Probably 30 more minutes. The time it takes for the Log Pose to readjust itself to the next island is about 2 hours long here. We should probably make the most of these last few minutes while we can.

Drautic: Alright then. Any suggestions?

Senshin: Maybe we should find a place to grab a drink?

Akira: Sounds good to me. How about you, Austinato? Aeon?

Austinato: Whatever. I'll do it.

Aeon: Me too. I'm up for a quick drink.

''The Dreaded Pirates were currently on the island in order to buy more supplies for their journey. After walking around for quite some time, the crew was feeling parched, so Senshin suggested going to a local bar. The others agreed.''

Dasher: Can't wait. All this walking is starting to get boring.

Drautic: Guys, make sure not to get too drunk. I don't want to have to be the only one who has to drag your drunken asses out onto the ship.

Senshin: Relax! What could go wrong?

Renzu: Please don't jinx us, Senshin. It's not wise to tempt fate.

 Elsewhere, in the Same Town, on the Same Island 

''Another small group of travelers could be seen traversing the streets. They also seemed to be in the middle of a discussion. A rather heated discussion actually.''

Wyatt: Seriously, how long does it take for some stupid Log Pose to start working again? I'm getting tired!

Aphro: And furthermore, don't you EVER... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

Chris[moaning]: Yes... "Always do whatever you want, especially if it's fun."

Aphro[nodding]: Good, good. ... THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! BAAAKAAA!!

Aphro slapped the back of Chris' head, leaving a large bruise.

Chris: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?! THAT REALLY HURT YOU KNOW!

Aphro: GOOD!

Wyatt: Did you guys even hear a word I said?

Spike: Sorry, but I can't hear you over their shouting, Wyatt. Oi, you two baka! Quit your screaming, it's giving me a headache!

Chris and Aphro: But he started it!!

Spike: [sighs] ...I don't care who started it, I just want it finished!

''The Jolly Pirates were currently at the town in order to buy supplies and wait for the Log Pose to reset. Earlier, Spike and Sakura were in the Sparring Arena, fighting with everything they had. Eventually, they went too far and Spike was thrown into the wall, effectively destroying it. Needless to say, Timber was less than pleased, as evidenced by the fact that he began chasing Spike and Sakura out of the room. Though in the end, Spike and Sakura stood their ground and got Timber to settle down. Once at the town, Chris told his crew that he wanted to explore the island, and since it was Fall on the Autumn island, he had wanted to build the largest pile of leaves ever and jump into it. Glory then told Chris that while she didn't mind letting him have his fun (and admitted that she was also interested in making a leaf pile, since she had never done so before,) the crew didn't have enough time to do that and get ready to leave all at once. Chris pouted and remarked that Glory was being unfair. Aphro then stepped in and tried to defend Glory. Aphro then insulted Chris, which lead to their discu- er, arguement.'

Glory: Aside from that, i'm afraid that you'll have to wait 30 more minutes, Wyatt.

Wyatt[groaning]: You're kidding me!

Chris: I just wanted to have a little fun, is that so wrong?!

Aphro: But Ms. Glory said no!! So you can't!!

Chris: Since when could you tell me what to do?! I'm the Captain!

Glory: Could someone please shut them up?

Hanuman: Um? Guys? Glory say she no want you to fight anymore...

Aphro: I'll do whatever I want! You can't order me around like that!!

Hanuman: GUYS?

Chris: I said i'm the Captain, damn it!

''Sakura, who had remained quiet the entire time, decided to help out. She reached for her katana and quickly unsheathed it, placing Pink Storm in between Chris and Aphro. The two were understandably afraid.''

Chris and Aphro[homorously holding onto each other in fear]: AAAHHH!!!

Sakura: Quit arguing you two. Glory said no more fighting. Now make up.

''Chris and Aphro looked at each other at first, trying to determine if they should listen to Sakura or not. Almost instantaneously, they both agreed (non verbally) to do as she said, lest they discover how powerful a Shichibukai's niece really is.''

Hanuman: That good. Me like it better when everyone happy.

Spike: If you can consider it happiness.

''After that, the crew spent their time talking about other things. Eventually, it was a matter of time until one of them became thirsty. And like with The Dreaded Pirates, one of the Jollys ended up suggesting the idea of going for a drink. It was Hanuman of all people. Spike agreed, then Glory, and so on. The crew then headed for the nearest tavern.''

 The Dreaded Pirates' Location 

''At the tavern, the Dreadeds could be seen drinking at a bar, atop stools and having a good time. They were sharing stories and making jokes, until a group of people entered the building from behind. Austinato was the first to pick up on their presence, but decided to keep quiet for now, wanting to determine if they were friendly or not. The other group of people decided to take a seat beside The Dreaded Pirates. They seemed to be having a good time.''

???: Finally, a place to sit! My poor aching feet...

???: You're feet? My ears are the ones that are hurting!

???[half worried and half excited]: Oh, are you OK?! Do you need me to make them feel better?

???[relieved]: Oh, that would be wonderful! Thank you!

???[angered]: NOT YOU!! BAKA! [punches ??? in the face]

???: I'm good, thanks.

???: You sure?

Drautic: Hm? [whispering] Hey guys, did you notice those weirdos sitting next to us?

Austinato[whispering]: Yeah. Don't worry about them though, I have my eyes on them.

Senshin[whispering]: You think they could be dangerous, Austinato?

Austinato: Not sure, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

???: Gah, now i'm bored. [resting his head on the bar, but picks it up a second later] Oh, I know! How about a song?! Yohohohoooo! Yohohohoooo! Yohohohooo! Yohohohoooo! Going to deliver Binks' Sake-!

???: Shut it, you moron! That's a pirate song! You want these people here to think you're a pirate?!

???[moaning]: Fiiiine... How about some impressions then? [changes his appearance to match one of his companions and then imitates him/her] Hmph! I'm Spike, and I don't like to have fun! Hmph!

Spike: Stop that!

''Spike then punched Chris in the side of his face. Chris then gave Spike an angry stare.''

Aeon[whispering]: What's up with those two? One seems violent, and the other's... Well, he acts like a fully grown child!

Drautic: I told you they were weirdos.

Austinato: Well, blondie over there better think twice if he plans to attack us next.

Dasher[whispering]: Is anyone else worried that they brought a lion in with them?

''Dasher stared at the lion, Lawrence, feeling uneasy about having to drink with it nearby. Nevertheless, Dasher could kill a lion easily, but it still didn't help that the lion was willingly lead into the tavern with a group of strange people. For all he knew, it could have been a super lion, capable of being stronger than ordinary lions. Lawrence however, hadn't taken notice of Dasher or the other Dreaded pirates, and continued to sit under Glory's seat, trying to be a part of the conversation. Dasher wasn't alone though, as the bartender also took notice, a displeased look on his face.''

Bartender: I'm sorry, you guys, but we don't allow pets in here. That lion will have to stay outside.

Chris: What? Lawrence isn't a pet! He's our nakama! It's totally fine to let him stay!

Glory: As much as i'd love to agree with you, you shouldn't make such a fuss! Lawrence will be fine outside, won't you boy?

Lawrence: [shaking his head "no" and making grunts]

Hanuman: Lawrence say, "this is bull! I no pet!"

''Glory's head lowered in disbelief. She let out a sigh soon after.''

Glory: Damn it, you guys. Why do you all have to be so confrontational?

Spike: We're not being confrontational. Though, I regret saying this, but, i'll have to agree with Glory. Rules are rules.

Lawrence's mouth dropped in shock as Chris gave his First Mate an equally shocked expression.

Chris[whining]: Spiiike!!

Glory[clapping her hands together]: Oh, Spike! I didn't know you truly felt that way about me!

Wyatt[surprised]: What are you talking about?! This is about Lawrence, not you!

''During the squabble, Dasher began to tilt his head back to his drink, but this time, he was being watched. By Sakura, who had noticed that Dasher was staring at Lawrence. Feeling defensive, Sakura got up from her stool and walked up to Dasher, standing behind him and facing the door, never changing her body's position. The others took notice and were ready to attack on the fly. Sakura attempted to direct her voice towards Dasher.''

Sakura: Hey, you. If you continue to stare at our lion like that, i'll have to take action.

''Dasher darted to his left to address Sakura in return. Sakura turned her head towards Dasher, her eyes locking with his.''

Dasher: What'd you just say?!

Sakura: I said that if you continued to stare at our lion, i'd have to take action. Don't do it again.

''Dasher got up from his seat, making Sakura feel as if she was about to be threatened. She placed her left hand on the hilt of her sword.''

Dasher: Look, lady! If you're gonna threaten me, I suggest you realize who you're dealing with!

Dasher cupped his hands to his mouth and leaned towards Sakura.

Dasher[whispering]: I'm a member of The Dreaded Pirates. Remember that if you plan on talking to me like that again.

Sakura: I'm sorry, but i've never heard of you. Are you supposed to be famous? Dangerous? Revered?

Austinato then got up from his seat, feeling as if his crew was insulted.

Austinato: You've got quite the mouth on you, you know that? If I didn't try to control my temper, i'd be seriously pissed right now.

''Now that there were two people up, Sakura began feeling more pressure. The crowd at the tavern had been watching the whole thing, and had gone silent the minute Austinato got up from his seat. Just as Sakura was about to unsheath her sword, Chris had walked up to her, intending to settle this dispute.''

Chris: Oi, what's going on? Are you harassing my Swordsman?

Austinato: YOU'RE Swordsman? So this woman works for you?

Chris: Yeah, she's my nakama. So that means if you plan on hurting her, you'll have to fight me too.

Now Drautic got up from his seat.

Drautic: You've got quite the guts to talk to my man, Austinato here. Who are you?

Spike: Damn, he's gonna run his mouth...

Glory: Don't say it!!

Chris: I'm Jolly D. Chris, and i'm a pirate!!

''The tavern was now eerily quiet. Many of its customers were pale in the face. The Jolly Pirates had arrived in their tavern and were starting a fight. At first, a man tried to get up and slowly walk away, but this caused two more people to move at a faster pace, and soon the three began to excite the entire tavern. Patrons began running out the door, including the bartender, leaving the pirates all alone in the tavern with each other. Shouts could be heard outside.''

Drautic: Jolly D. Chris? Pirate? I'm afraid I haven't heard of you. I'm Drautic D. Draco, Captain of The Dreaded Pirates. Austinato here is my First Mate.

Chris: Oh, I see...

Aphro: Ugh, Chris caused everyone to leave. I bet the Marines will be after us again.

Glory[whining]: Can't we stop at an island without being chased away? Why does this always happen to us?

Chris[shocked and excited]: You have the same middle initial as me!!!

Drautic: Yeah, so?

Chris: Maybe we're long lost brothers?!!

Drautic: You? My brother? Sorry, but i'm an only child. Besides, I think i'd remember having a sibling who shouts as much as you.

The rest of The Dreaded Pirates and The Jolly Pirates then turned their attention towards each other.

Spike: Another pirate crew, eh? Hopefully they aren't our enemies.

Drautic and Chris sized each other up afterward, checking to see what the other was like.

Drautic: Good. You don't seem to be all that threatening. For a minute, I thought i'd have to kill you for bothering my crew.

Chris: Same here.

''The two seemed to be getting off on a good start. Drautic invited Chris and his crew to join the Dreadeds in having a drink together and Chris agreed. Just as they were about to return to their seats, a familiar sound went off. The room began to small horrible soon after. Drautic pinched his nose in disgust.''

Drautic: UGH!! What's that smell?!

''Chris' face went red. He remained silent, trying to ignore what just happened.''

Drautic: That was you?! Disgusting! You should warn someone next time!

Chris became even more embarassed, and soon gave way to anger.

Chris: SHUT UP!! THAT WASN'T ME!!!

Drautic: What'd you say?

The Dreaded Pirates looked offended, but mostly Drautic.' The rest of The Jolly Pirates looked on in horror, praying that Drautic didn't decide to try and kill them.

Chris: You heard me, jerk!!

Drautic: You know what? I was going to leave you guys alone... But now you've gone and pissed me off!

Chris: Same here!

Drautic: Then let's settle this!

Chris: Fine!

Chris and Drautic stared at each other at first and then came upon the same decision, as if they already knew what the other was thinking.

Drautic and Chris: LET'S SETTLE THIS OUTSIDE!!!

To Be Continued