Holiday Hurrah 1

 ''It was a fine day at the Roretome Naval Base and Captain Straightjacket was just, well... fixing up his jacket. As it turned out, an equally fine, yellow haired swordsman came up to the base. A bounty hunter, and his name was Grothon Sinterklaas. Sinterklaas was weilding his two favorite blades, Sekisetsu of the snow and Yougan of the heat, one white and one red, when a red-shirt guard noticed his presence.''

Guard: Halt!

Sinterklaas: Jeez! What does a guy have to do to get into a Naval Base these days? When I was a child...

Guard: Well, you just have to fill out these forms. Name, occupation, residence, you know, the usual...

Sinterklaas (scratching his head): Oh, sorry for overreacting.

Guard: No prob, we get tons of these everyday.

''The creaky gates open and the somewhat tired and cranky swordsman waltzed into the base. There, he saw two men sparring in the training grounds. One was small but agile, with wild green hair and glasses, and the other was tall and lanky but seemed to hit powerful punches. Sinterklaas grinned, thinking evil thoughts.''

Sinterklaas: What if?

Captain Straightjacket: I'll have to stop you right there, you little pest.

Sinterklaas, suprised by the captain's arrival, jumps back in fright.

Sinterklaas: Oh it's you, the fabled 'silent one'

Straightjacket: Not really. I got my epithet because I supposedly tied myself into a straightjacket. True story actually, but that's not the point. You're just stupid.

TBC