Don't Hurt My Pet Clown! Pudge and Senshi's Buggy Brawl

Buggy1.png World, The Pudge Pirate's Ship
''A large super carrier with a monkey figure head is cuting through the sea, closing in on an island. On board, the crew are getting ready to dock as the Captain steps out on to deck.''

Pudge: Are we there yet?

Becky: We will be there in 10 boss.

Pudge: Good, but don't call me boss.

Carlos: Why are we doing this again Pudge?

Pudge: My clown is on that island and i want it.

Atretmis/ Hans/Clay/Carlos: He is not your pet clown! He's just a bad pirate

Payton: Just let him have it guys.

Pudge: He cant be a pirate he is so weak.

In a Bar on that Island
''Buggy the clown was recounting his tale of when he almost killed the Pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro. Odviously, he is streching the truth as to what happenned. ''

Buggy: As I prepared to fire one of my special Buggy Balls at the rubber brat, The Great Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro appeared. He cut the fuse to my special cannon, then started to threaten me. I put up a flashy resistance and challenged him. We clashed long and hard, any cuts he gave mee had no effect thanks to my Chop Chop powers. Eventually, i managed to take my dagger and plunge it into his guts. Though he somehow managed to survive that grievious injury, he is permanently scared of me.

Listeners: OH CAPTAIN BUGGY!!!! YOU"RE SO AMAZING!!!!!

????: You actually believe that garbage?

Buggy and those who were listenning to his tale turned to see a green haired girl,sitting at the end of the bar with a group of 8 other teens.

Listener 1; How dare you doubt the power of Captain Buggy.

Listener 2: Yeah. He defeated Roronoa Zoro.

????: I know Zoro, and I know he would lose to a stupid clown.

Buggy: I really did stab Zoro in the guts!!! What right do you have to say I didn't.

????: Zoro is My Older brother.

''The entire bar fell silent. Buggy went comepletely pale. Even his red nose lost several shades.''

????: My name is Roronoa Senshi, Prepare to lose that stupid nose of yours.

''She took a stance and swung a punch. Just as she was about to connect, a guy stepped straight into the path of her fist.''

????: Don't you punch my.....

''He didn't finish as Senshi punched the guy square in the nose. He fell to the ground clutching his nose. He stood up and looked angrily at Senshi''

Pudge: Didn't I just tell you not to punch my clown. Then you punch me in the NOSE? Are you dumb girl?

Becky: Hey boss, wait up.

''7 more pirates and a monkey appear in the bar. They look at the scene to try and work out what is going on.''

Carlos: Hey, you found the clown. Okay, lets go.

Pudge: We can't go yet this dumb b**** get away with hitting me. It hurt my nose. Look, it's crying red stuff.

Doc Olivia: Idiot, it's broken and that's blood.

Pudge: Are you say this poo face broke my nose?

Doc Olivia: Yeah, she did.

''Pudge turns round and picks Senshi up then throws her into a wall. As he does this, a swordsman springs forward going Pudge's neck. His swords colided with two swords. Carlos looks up at the swordman and smiles.''

Burakku: Don't you dare touch our captain. I will personally kill you if you do.

Carlos: Well, ain't that nice to know.

''The voice wasn't coming from his opponent. Instead, it was coming from a guy just like him in the crowd. As he wonderred what was going on, senshi pulled herself from the wall.''

Senshi: Dammit, i let my guard down.