That Donkey Can Kick!

(a Marine Base, on an island on the Grand Line. The Swashbuckling Pirates arrive)

Alpha D: Hey guys, remember. Out primary goal is to find a way to repair our boat.

Swamp Fox: It's times like these we need a shipwright.

Dorsalo: My brother Mako was a great shipwright, but who knows where he is now.

Alpha D: ANYWAYS! Look for lumber, tools, or anything else that could be useful.

Swamp Fox: Wait a second, where's Jack?

Dorsalo: He already ran off. Connery is with him so hopefully those two won't get into trouble.

Alpha D: That moron.......If he gets arrested it's going to be a pain to bail him out.

(inside the base)

Marine 1: Put your hands up! (several marines are surrounding Jack and Connery)

Jack: Already? Ondo Ondo no Heatwave!

Connery: Canine Fang!

Jack: Well that took care of them. Why the others thought this would be a problem, I don't know.

A Distanct Voice: HA Problem is my middle name. (a marine officer that looks like a donkey walks up) My name is Captain Mule, and I'm the superior officer around here.

Connery: I'm sorry, but you don't stand a chance against us. Before you is Jack Gamble, Captain of the Swashbuckling Pirates.

Mule: Never heard of you.

Jack: WHAT? Oh well, we're kinda new.

Mule: Well since you're pirates, I must apprehend you. '''Mighty Hoof! '''(with lightning speed, Mule kicks Jack and Connery, knocking them unconscious)