User:Marcus Junior/Abilities

Assassination
MJ with all the years of life he had and the limitless ammount of time eventually dedicated himself into mastering one single discipline, and is the only one to truly apply it in chat, assassination techniques.

The skill of MJ's assassination techniques is comparable to that of FMF's murdering power, the only difference is while FMF's murders are driven by evil, MJ's assassination is driven by the will to kill for a given objective or reward. The techniques for assassination are also incredibly more refined and tested by time, putting them at a different level to the emotion filled brutality of mere murder, the cold calculating existence of assassination techniques makes them several degrees more efficient and effective on any and all targets.

Kami Ansatsu (Divine Assassination)
The perfected brand of assassination performed by MJ. It encompasses all weaponry and disarmed combat, it is endlessly complex and extends towards virtually all situations, the MP∞ constantly makes up scenarios and simmulates new techniques for MJ to use. The various techniques include:


 * Kami Ansatsu: A Healthy Dose Of Vitamin Shi- As an assassin MJ must be prepared to conduct assassinations at all times and in any possible manner, so he always keeps with him Cyanide Pills. The technique is nothing more then emptying a bottle or 2 of cianide pills down the unsuspecting target's throat. The techniques name is a pun on how japanese pronounce C, as it closely ressembles Shi which means death, as well as Cyanide which also starts with Shi in japanese.


 * Kami Ansatsu: Got A Frog In Your Windpipe?- A technique performed bare handed or with a blunt object. By aiming at the wind pipe and crushing it with nothing but blunt force MJ is able to instantly incapacitate an enemy leaving them to die by asphyxiation. The naming of the technique is based on the proverb "Got a Frog on your throat?".


 * Kami Ansatsu: An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Passed Away. - TBA


 * Kami Ansatsu Ougi: Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Kill You- TBA

Kou Ansatsu (Anti-Assasination)
One of the new forms of assassination created by MJ. It is as it names implies a reverse assassination. When used it will heal and or revive the target from their injuries. Some of it's techniques include:


 * Kou Ansatsu: There Is A Remedy For Everything Including Death.- The most commonly used technique by MJ, it can instantly revive a target by some unknown mysterious process fueled by fridge logic and the rule of awesome. The naming of the technique is based on the proverb "There is a remedy for everything except death."
 * Kou Ansatsu: No Use Crying Over Spilled Blood!'- A technique employed by MJ to heal a wound instantly or keep something alive even when removed from it's source of life. It works very mysteriously much like all of Kou Ansatsu. The naming of the technique is based on the proverb "No use crying over spilled milk."

Kokoro Ansatsu (Heart Assassination)
This brand of assassination created by MJ is used to assassinte feelings, thoughts, ideas, and anything of the sort. It is incredibly complex and barely understood by MJ himself, as such it is barely used. Some techniques include:


 * Kokoro Ansatsu: Mad and Insane Laughter Is The Best Medicine: When performing this technique MJ assassinates all morality, compassion and sense of love in his heart to carry out any assassination, while simultaneously releasing all pent up insanity to stimulate his killing desire and body. The naming of the technique is based on the proverb "Laughter is the best medicine".

Warrior Style of Fighting
Using the Galvacaster MJ fights the other chat lords with nothing but his alpha physical attributes as well as the natural ability for haki, mathematics and logical combat, namely paradoxes.

The full extent of his power has yet to be seen but what can be noticed is that his logical and mathematical combat are both strong enough to stand up to lesser chat lords but also higher ones.

Mathematical

 * Aleph Number Aura: By applying this technique MJ is able to enchant himself with the properties of an aleph number and proceed to imbue this in his weapons, techniques, and even existence itself. By wielding this power MJ becomes a physical god with the power extent of the multiverse in the MP∞.


 * Infinities Divided by Infinitesimals: This power when wielded normally allows MJ to instantly break through anything with overwhelming force, when applied with Aleph Number Aura, it becomes terrifyingly powerful, capable of shattering the very fabric of reality, and beyond.


 * Meta Probability Manipulation: By applying the power of probability Marcia becomes able to control the probability of just about anything happening, as long as it isn't 0% and 100% originally.


 * Quantification: By using this maneuver Marcia is able to quickly observe and convert any thing into numbers, all those that are not metaphysically similar to feelings, such as morality. This is especially useful against tricky opponents with definable powers.


 * Irrational World, Rational Target: By applying mathematical properties to everything making them irrational, and making the user of technique a rational number, one is able to dodge every attack ever, under all circumstances, as the chance of hitting the user becomes 0%.

Paradoxes:

 * Arrow's Paradox: By using both mathematical and logical combat MJ is able to create a defense that will save him from all opponents that do not understand that some infinities are bigger then others. While ineffective against smart opponents it works well enough against canonfodder. This defense is eternally effective against all manner of projectiles, and any thing that does not have conscious.


 * Omnipotence Paradox: By use of this logical combat technique MJ is able to instantly negate/cancel/dispel any omnipotent technique, and bring down any omnipotent being down to night omnipotent level, or potentially below.


 * Causality Loop: By application of the predestination paradox MJ is able to deal damage that retains independently of the flow of time and healing techniques. Because MJ's attack was meant to happen independently of anything all damage performed with this technique will inevitably stay for as long as MJ desires, recuperating from this damage is highly improbable unless one changes their body entirely.


 * Grandfather Paradox: By application of the grandfather paradox on himself MJ is able to potentially heal any wound. The absolute mechanics of this is odd and uncertain, but it is a technique used because of the sheer hackiness of it together with Causality Loop.


 * Hilter Paradox: By applying the grandfather paradox in a different sense MJ is able to achieve the Hitler Paradox, and remove any driving force behind an enemy. This technique is effective against mental attacks, and haki.


 * Bootstrap Paradox: By use of the bootstrap paradox MJ is able to re-create Galvacaster at any moment in time, should it be harmed or destroyed.


 * Schrodinger's Cat: By application of this paradox MJ is able to bypass the boundaries of both life and death, becoming unkillable by all means, but not indestructible. This paradox technique was created specifically to counter Reaper the chat lord of death, and senshi the chat lord of life.


 * Exception Paradox: With the use of this paradox MJ is able to immedeatly break all rules as well as in force them simultaneously. This duality clashes into itself cancelling all powers that defy the rules set by reality, while enforcing the rule abiding ones further. This technique is powerfully efficient against those that fight by breaking the rules of reality and nothing much else.


 * Fermi Paradox: One of the oddest paradoxes out there, with application of it MJ is able to not only replicate himself, he is able to replicate himself with seemingly no limit anywhere at any moment in time. Making MJ technically omnipresent with the use of this technique.


 * Oposite Day Paradox: This technique can only be applied on the events of a special day. Cancelling all effects of the day on anyone but the user, but not moving anything in time, it is effectively a cancel button for power ups on special days, such as the day of the fated 0M3GA war.


 * Set Paradox: TBA