Trump Trump no Mi

Introduction
The Trump Trump no Mi is a Zoan type Devil Fruit that allows the user to transform into Donald. J. Trump. It currently has no user.

Appearance
The Trump Trump no Mi looks like a racist orange with a fake tan.

Usage
When the user transforms, they gain the fabulous hair of Donald Trump. It can be used as a weapon or a fashion statement. They also receive his fantastic thought process, which allows the user to instantly think up "hilarious" jokes, that may or may not be; racist, sexist, fascist, capitalist, communist, incredibly offensive, ridiculous, anti-LGBT, anti-disabled, mildly offensive, disturbing, creepy or make you wonder who should be allowed to run for president.

Weaknesses
The user suffers from standard Devil Fruit weaknesses.

Attacks

 * We're going to build a wall - The user instantly creates a massive wall
 * A small loan of a million berries - The user instantly gains a small amount of money
 * I do not wear a wig - The user's hair flies of their head and attacks as a separate individual. The flying hair is known as a hair-o-copter
 * Never let yourself go bald - The user instantly grows an identical set of hair
 * You're fired - The user points their fingers at the target, forcing the target to walk away sadly, wondering if it was a good choice to open their doughnut shop without insurance
 * I am what I am - The user uses the move "I do not wear a wig", followed by the move "Never let yourself go bald" five times for a total of five hair-o-copters. However, this can only be used once every so often, as it is a drain on the user's fabulousness