S.A.U.L Project:Chapter 1

''In the offices of G-1 The new Marine headquarters lies the Special Acquisition Unit ( L being Added purely so the Project sounds cooler) There is only one desk space for the S.A.U.L there is a huge flag on the desk the kanji reading "success". On the desk is a Den Den Mushi that looks like a snail-frog mix. The Den Den Mushi is personalized so the eyes glow red every time a ring goes through and the shell is covered in a floral hawaiin pattern.''

Den-Den Mushi: (croaky) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~de Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~ de

Someone Picks up the phone

???: Hello! you are speaking to Co Assistant, Assistant, Vice-Captain, Captain, and Commodore of S.A.U.L, Yajimora....( He listens) hmmm. I'm on my way!

''Yajimora grabs his Marine coat and draps it over his shoulder, as he stands up he is noticably tall, tall even in Marine standards. He calmly walks up to a huge office where the secretary is flirting with some girls.''

Secretary(male): Well..( shrugs) You could say being the secretary of (emphasis) the, Fleet admiral ( dusts his shoulder)

Yaji: OJIKI YUKI! ( drop kicks the door down)

Secretary(male): w.w.w.w WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! ( trembles with mouth wide open) what have you done?! ( holds his head)

''Yaji: oh. He's not here''

Secretary(male): How dare you?! Who are you?! I'll have you reported!

Yaji: ( looks on the secretary's desk spotting a letter with his name on it) This is mine. Arigato! ( he walks off)

Secretary(male): (speechless)........(enraged) COME BACK HERE (he spots Yaji has an armband with S.A.U.L on it) ehhhh S.A.U.L?

Yaji stops and starts reading the letter which reads..

Yajimora I need you to pick up 2 Elsabourg Donuts

                                                                                                                 -  Fleet Admiral Sakazuki

Yaji:( firey eyed) DOUGHNUTS!!! ( crinkles the paper and throws it into the bin and walks away)..unless. (bangs his fist on his palm) this is a test!! then i will become ADMIRAL!! ( starry eyed and drooling) i can see it now! YOSH! ( escape by drop kicking a window)

Secretary(male): WAIT!! (looking around) I gotta clean this up before ( a shadow is cast above him) eh eh ( slowly turns around and shaking) F..Fl..Fleet Admiral. ( his jaw drops)

''Yaji is spotted upon a small little dinghy, on the main sailed theres S.A.U.L painted in all red. theres a large button right of the Helm. This button is known as a pressure button the harder u push the more air will be produced.''

Yaji: (smiles) YOSH!!! (he punches the button and the Dinghy jets off, almost lifting off the water)

-- The Seas around Elsabourg--

???: Yummm! * crunch, munch, munch, munch* These never get old...

Sailor: Captain Bloodpudding!!!

Bloodpudding: What?

Sailor: THERES A SHIP SPOTTED GOING TREMENDOUSLY FAST TOWARDS US!

Bloodpudding: (stern) then blast it!

As Yaji's dinghy is speeding towards the pirate ship from behind he is sleeping, the pirates fire a cannon nearly missing waking up Yaji

Yaji: (groggy) eh? ( he spots the Jolly roger, it is a skull eating cake) hmmm ( he gets starry eyed and begins laughing meniacly) time for some fun ( he punches the button again)

Back on the Pirate Ship

Sailor: Captain! Captain! we've lost sight of him!

Bloodpudding: Find him! noone messes with the Thick Gut Pirates!! ( he looks forward and stops eating his eyes widen and his mouth also)

The Back of Yaji's Dinghy is flying in the air towards the ship Deck

Pirates: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The dinghy destroys the front end of the deck and moves towards bloodpudding's seat who is frozen with fear, however right before it reaches the seat it stops

Yaji: Yo ( waves)

Bloodpudding:.....

Yaji: since you rear-ended me i guess ( counts) 50 million beri will cover it

Bloodpudding whacks Yaji with a giant metal wok

Yaji: b... the money ( blacks out)