Amnesiac Arc Part 4

(in the brig in G 2.5)

Bonehead: NO! You drated pirates have defeated my men.

Ishmael: Yes, please let us out, this idiot is driving me crazy.

Greenwood: You would think a fort like this would have higher security...........I guess that's what happens when they leave a bonehead in charge.

Bonehead: What? Who said my name?

Victor (laughing): Your name is actually bonehead?

Bonehead: Captain Bonehead of the Marines at your service (he saultes them) My mission is to apprehend all pirates who attempt to pass by G 2.5 on the way to the Grand Line.

Sigfried: I'm guessing a lot of pirates get by.

Bonehead (still saluting): In the past year I have apprehended three pirate crews. I have failed to apprehend twenty.

Sigfried: There you go.

Victor (walks over to Vick): But somehow this idiot managed to get captured.

Bonehead: That's right. He was separated from his crew and my men and I took care of him. He'll be unconscious for awhile after meeting my fearsome headbutt!

Storm: How fearsome is your fearsome headbutt?

Bonehead: Very fearsome?

Storm: So on a scale of 1 to 10....it would be like a............

Bonehead: 9.5, if not 10.

Storm: Hmm okay sounds good.

Terra: Wtf?

Victor: He's preparing his Devil's Fruit.

Terra: Really?

Bonehead: What? Devil's Fruit users? I already captured two.

Ishmael: Greenwood and I are NOT Devil's Fruit users! How many times to I have to tell you?

Greenwood: 7

Bonehead: Yeah at least that much.

Ishmael: ...........Let............us.........out................I'm losing my mind.

Storm: Righto! You guys might want to step back. (they all move) Oh wait, not you Bonehead.

Bonehead: Right. (he moves back.

Storm: (to himself) Idiot. '''Giant Quake! '''(he leaps in the air and smashes the ground near Bonehead and the prison bars with his axe)

Ishmael: We're free! (Bonehead is also defeated.....cuz he's a wimp)

Storm: Wow I didn't even have to use my Devil's Fruit power

Victor: That was anticlimatic.............who wrote this story arc?

Greenwood: Shouldn't we be leaving?

Storm: Right! Has the Log Pose adjusted!

Terra: Yes Captain.

Storm: Right on!

Victor: Right on? He thinks he's hip............

Storm: Let's rid ourselves of this place of stupidity and set sail for the next island!