The unlikely heroes, The Dreaded Pirates take on a Legendary Criminal!

''3 children are seen running into a house near a cliff. It was late afternoon and they just finished watching the Horizon, they return to their parent's house... They beg their grandpa to tell them another story, he said "Alright, alright. I'll tell ya squirts a story... But what kind of story?" The children happily said, "Tell us about the past, Grandpa!" The Grandpa stopped and sighed, very well then... You want to hear about the stories of the past, I'll tell you one... A long long time ago, their lived an Evil man who lived for excess, he forced slaves to build him useless things and buildings. Forcing women to leave their husband and children to be his concubines. This man's greed knows no bounds and his name is... Dark Schnitzel!!!" The children hugged together in fear "Grandpa!!!! That's way too scary! Tell us another one!" The grandpa smiled and said "Oh, but this story has a good ending." The little children smiled and continued to listen. Then Grandpa continued "Now where was I? Ahhh yes, Dark Schnitzel knew his reign was over and he sensed some good hearted but shrewd people will surely come to overthrow his reign and restore peace on the Island."''

Scribe: Sire, rebellion after rebellion... Our people are getting concerned about their safety. We need more soldiers.

D.S.: Heh, I lord Dark Schnitzel....

Before he can continue, his assistant suddenly breaks in and says:

Assistant: D.S. for short and yes we do need more soliders but we can't do that if were fighting on all borders....

Scribe: Yes, but why not hire mercenary bands to fight for us? They're are surely some people who'll do it.

D.S. Assistant, set me a meeting with the Land's top mercenary bands. And give me a company of solider consisting of a hundred men. Now, move your ass!

Assistant: (While walking away) Sure, you don't have to tell me twice.

D.S.: Now squire, do you any other pressing matters to tell me?

Squire: Uhh, no sire. I'll be on my way now..

D.S.: Oh, do tell the citizens that I'll be keeping them safe due to their loyalty to me.

Squire: Yes sire!

After the Squire left, D.S. is seen staring from the North from his castle tower.

D.S.: When will you come, adventurers who will overthrow me... Hurry up so I can have you executed...

D.S. Leaves the room grinning and his mind full of malice and deceit

''Meanwhile the Dreaded Pirates is seen sailing from their kick ass ship made up from Adam Wood, They're all having a fun time, Mayuko singing for them and Dasher trying to beat Senshin in a drinking game. Drautic is seen controlling the ship's wheel and a beer on the other hand. They're currently stopping for the island D.S. is currently ruling. Little did they know that D.S. has "some plans" with them.''

Austinato: Drautic, Looks like we'll be stopping for this Island for a while. Supplies is almost depleted and we need to lay low for a while... We've been causing a little ruckus, and some big shot marine or another insanely strong pirate crew might suddenly caught us off guard and whoop our ass.

Bizkit comes and joins in their conversation, sharing his idea to Drautic and his first mate.

Bizkit: Austinato's right, but the main reason we need to land is we've been sea sick for a while and we really really need to "clean" our bathrooms you know... Have you ever been there lately?

A pictre of the Dreaded's bathroom is seen, flies are flying all over the place and a brown colored steam is seen floating away.

The trio continue discussing their bathroom problems when dasheer bursts in and pukes heavily on the sea.

Senshin: Hahahahahaha! You can never and will never beat me in a drinking contest, bud.

Dasher: Shut it! You tricked me! You made me drunk then challenged me to a drinking contest! No way in hell i'd lose to a man like--- Buwah!!! Damn, I'm sick... (suddenly sleeps on the ground)

Renzu: Ha ha ha! So what now? Dasher's out cold?

Akira: Oi, Mayuko-san! Sing us a song!

Mayuko: Don't order me around pervert! But okay!

Mayuko sings a jolly song that entertains Akira and Renzu, now let's shift back to the evil Lord D.S. who is now signing papers detailing that all mercenaries are allowed to enter and use his city as a base.

Soldier: Sir! A pirate ship is seen in the island! And it's closing in!

D.S.: Deal with it!

Soldier: Yessir! Our navy is now apprehending it.

D.S.: Good.

Now back to the Dreaded Pirates, who're now utterly sorrounded and are left with no other choice: Surrender.

Drautic: Yo! We just wanna replenish our supplies! Let us off the hook!

Naval Captain: Yeah right! And pirates aren't scumbags!

Dasher: (While trying to stand up) Hey, assholes! Shut the fuck up, we're trying to land.

Naval Captain#2: Alright that's it! Open Fir--- what?!

''He was too late to notice that all of the Naval ships are destroyed, the Dreaded Pirates is seen standing at the ship's side, they were smiling and is provoking the Naval Captain to do something. The Naval captain, seeing this as a real pain in the ass.. Retreated for now.''

Naval Captain#2: Let's go!

Drautic: Alright!!! Let's go!

To be continued