The Confused Pirates



Introduction
The Confused Pirates Crew are a group of escaped sanatorium inmates suffering from varying levels of delusion about themselves and the world around them.

(A little bit of boredom silliness hope you enjoy, ;P)

Crew Members
The Captain of the Confused Pirates suffers from the delusion that he lost his arms and legs in a battle with a super sized goldfish (despite the fact his apendages are fine) & is searching the sea looking for revenge.

The First Mate of The Confused Pirates believes that he is being stalked by a particular seagull and must walk in unusual ways so the seagull can't find him (see Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks for examples).

The Navigator of The Confused Pirates suffers from the delusion that he is a compass and every thirty seconds spins around until he's facing the direction he believes is north, however he is rarely accurate.

The Swordswoman of The Confused Pirates is a former housewife who believes that she has the power to turn any large breadstick into a holy sword. She believes that only her holy sword will be able to slay the Great Goldfish.

The Chef of The Confused Pirates thinks he is a large cumquat named Cyril and as such refuses to serve fruit or vegtables, whilst attacking on sight anyone who does believing them to be committing genocide.

Crew Strength
The Crew's Strength is negligable as none of them really have any idea what's going on around them.

Bounties
The Bounties on the crew are unusual as they are not dead or alive bounties, but rather safe capture and return to the sanatorium for treatment.

Locations visited
They sail around the east blue searching for the Captain's mortal enemy the great goldfish.

Major Events

 * They escaped the sanotorium and stole a pirate ship from a crew of very drunk pirates.