Talk:Tosaku/@comment-4080028-20141009005803

I believe I have developed the ultimate being to combat Tosaku. It took me a millennia in my lab to do so, but voila! It is done! (It took a few minutes in Earth time.)

I present to you, Ukasot! A woman who's so madly in love with Tosaku, that she will pursue him till the ends of the Earth if need be! And what's more, she's a crazy yandere! That's right! She's so obsessed with Tosaku, that she will not leave him be nor give him a moment's rest! And if need be, she will cut him up into tiny pieces, stuff them into jars and put those jars on her shelf so she can always keep Tosaku with her forever.

...I have saved us all, and inadvertently created a frightening monster at the same time. :D You may thank me now.