No one has a single clue about this world but me...They all must know how cruel it is! And how I plan to save them.

Log #4901234567
1523/4/13

'''Hello myself. How are you doing? Did you get that memo from me the other day, it is quite important. If you forget, you die tonight! Not kidding!'''

Your statement is hardly worth the laugh and respect. I have indeed recieve your message.

Do you? '''Tell me the progress then! You motherF$#$#!'''

I must decline. I have upmost comtempt for you. Your selfish action of taking the last pudding from the fridge bring upon dishonor on your name!

'''Not my fault! I had to kill for that pudding! My latest meeting with that ugly pirate crew gave me such an appetite.'''

Oh yes...Their pouring guts. I must thank you for aiding me in my collection of the defeated. I have gathered many faces to place on my wall of accomplishments.

''Zzzzzzzz. Mmmm? So noisy. Keep it down. Zzzzzzz''

'''UHMM?!!! WHAT WAS THAT, YOU BITCH?! I DARE YOU TO TELL ME TO SHUT UP!'''

Silence! Both of you! I shall not allow such animosityin the presence of out lord.