Talk:Kami Kami no Mi, Model: Chuck Norris/@comment-4030484-20111231182712

Fact's about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris does not have to say hello, he merely has to stare at you and you will get the message.

Somebody once shot a .44 magnum towards Chuck Norris' head. The bullet stopped and went back into the gun out of sheer terror.

Chuck Norris once bought furniture from IKEA. He stared at the furniture until it assembled itself.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a lawnmower, he stands outside and dares the grass to grow.

In Harry Potter, they say "He who shall not be named". They are refering to Chuck Norris.

When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again...he's looking at you.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't have any followers on Twitter because nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.

Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman.

Chuck Norris can make a Diet Coke/Mentos explosion without the Mentos...or the Diet Coke.

Chuck Norris actually has Aids and 10 different types of cancer, but Chuck Norris only dies when Chuck Norris says so.

If Superman can have a bullet hit his eye, then Chuck Norris can have a nuclear bomb hit his.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

You guys owe me for thinking of these!