User blog comment:FoolishMortalFOOL/MARINES EMERGENCY MEETING/@comment-1949750-20110728080413/@comment-3387274-20110803180250

I'm not a pig, and therefore even after you tried to set me on fire I am not bacon.

I am also aware that the cake was not a lie, merely the fact that it would be presented as a reward was false. Now if you'll excuse me I need to finish sewing all those bullet holes in my suit.