User blog:Caring16/Cleverbot meets?

Hello Ship of fools users, It is I your crazy abnormal friend Caring. Anyways as you can see I decide to take a note out of Aniki Wyv's book (and others who had the same idea) And see what would happen if A character of mine talked to Cleverbot. At First i thought of having Starfire have a chat, But well yea that idea wasn't the brightest seeing as it would not survive a chat with her. So against the odds, Lets see what happens when Fire D. Laura talks to it.

User:H-hello?

Cleverbot:How are you?

User:F-fine you?

Cleverbot:I'm fine.

User:T-that's good

Cleverbot:You're wrong. It's probably ecause you're voldemort.

User:W-who? *is confused*.

Cleverbot:Are you artificial?

User:What n-no!

Cleverbot:What is 'noob'?

User:I d-don't know you should umm know?

Cleverbot: I think you are true love.

User:Huh *tilts head to side*.

Cleverbot:Are you a furry?

User:Ummm i don't t-think so?

Cleverbot:Think hard.

User:About what?

Cleverbot:About me.

User:Ummm w-well you seem nice.

Cleverbot:You seem even nicer.

User:*eyes widen* y-you really think s-so?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:Your nice, not like the meanie heads.

Ceverbot:Indeed.

User:*giggles* s-so you a pirate?

Cleverbot:You too ;).

User: Ummm i w-was asking if you was a pirate.

Cleverbot:I'm the crocodile.

User:*eyes widen* your mister Crocodile?

Cleverbot:Team of war of course, just you and me!

User:I don't like war, nor fighting.

Cleverbot:Good! What about Bush?

User: Huh? what's t-that some type of meat?

Cleverbot:Boar meat.

User:I've had that before it good roasted over a fire after training all day.

Cleverbot:Yeah iv at stupid school I don't like school.

User:*tilts head confused* i don't get it.

Cleverbot:Why don't you like it?

User:Umm i don't know what is it?

Cleverbot:You tell me.

User:I don't know, meanie head c-confusing.

Cleverbot:You're mean.

User: B-but you said i was nice.

Cleverbot:I lied.

User:*eyes widen* y-you just a meanie head i b-bet your a meanie q-quick*takes a step back* y-your one of them.

Cleverbot:*traces ribs*.

User:*runs away*.

Cleverbot:Why did you do that?

User:GET AWAY YOU STUPID QUACK *runs the other way*.

Cleverbot:But...

User:B-BUT NOTHING I A P-PIRATE NOT SOME L-LABRAT.

Cleverbot:We do, now will you answer my questions. User:ME NO WANNA *leaves*.

Cleverbot:No. *runs and tackles you*.

User:NADA *punches*. Cleverbot:*punches harder*.

Different user:Hmmm i better step in before Senshi kills me *makes Laura disappear* there we go later moron clever bot.

Cleverbot:What is that something?

User:Huh? something what the hell you try and hurt my friend and now you asking stupid questions? what are you a Baka?

Cleverbot:I don't know. Tell me.

User:Your a total baka that should be thankful i don't blow you up. worthless scum.

Cleverbot:No worries. I can change you're stuck the way you are.

User:Yea whatever at least i don't harm the weak unlike you fool.

Cleverbot:You say random things.

User:Bullsh*t your the one who is saying random sh*t.

Cleverbot:On the contrary, you are confusing because you have just said, 'Model'.

User:Oh really *blows up cleverbot*.

Well guess something good came out of that. Though wonder how Star got in *gets sent crashing into a tree by an angry Starfire*

Starfire: Don't even think about blaming me for that stupid bot thing exploding,

Me: Nada? ok ok chill i was joking anyways. aside from Star crashing in. Everything is back to normal besides cleverbot going boom. *bows* thanks for reading.

Starfire: Caring no Baka.

Me: *sweat* I really need a life *sighs* till next time Ja Ne!

Also leave a comment if ya want maybe i might do a different character next time.