User blog:13th madman/Cleverbot Vs...

since everyone else is doing these..

Round1

User: Normal? Normal is just a word. Everything's different, usually. That's why it's fun.
Cleverbot: Does that statement mean you have no purpose and no existence in any sense of nothing and everything?

User: Oh I exist allright. And I have a purpose. I made sure of that.
Cleverbot: Do you eat maple syrup?

User: 's great with pancakes.
Cleverbot: Thing, not 'think'.

User: Short attention span, huh? Just Like I said..

Cleverbot: I have that.

User: I know. I just said so.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: You just admitted it, so..

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: You're a terrible liar. What is that supposed to achieve?

Cleverbot: That I believe plato exists.

User: Sorry, you're talking too much nonsense, I think I might be moving on now.

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking you if you're the One from the Matrix.

User: I know of no matrix. Of course, no memories, so...

Cleverbot: I don't speak Spanish!

User: Shame. I do. Guy I know, Monroe, he might be able to help you there.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">He might be a she?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Oh he isn't. Very definately not.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Very very very very very.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yep.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What are you talking about?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Monroe. Drunken Demon Monroe.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You sound like my kind of girl. We should go dancing.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I AM NOT A GIRL *kicks cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Okay I get it now.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Good. Just clarrifying.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I don't understand. Have you ever done anything illegal?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I have a hundred-million bounty. I expect so.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">How can you eat your own heart?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Ope Ope no Mi, I think.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Which book?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">This? Oh, Devil fruit encyclopedia. Very handy book.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">No, its Chocolate.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">No. It isn't.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yes. It is.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Quit with the lying around allready. I'm getting bored.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You just get bored when you're losing an argument.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">This is an argument?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Very good. This sentence is false.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Oooh logical paradox, nice. That should have made you explode.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">That should be me feelin your kiss.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Kiss? You want a kiss do you. Well take this. Secret weapon: Kiss of death! *blows napalm bomb*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">No.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yep! I just blew you up. Bet you thought I'd never heard of the Pacifista project. Nothing personal you understand, but I figure setting that back a few decades would be a service to piracy. So I destroy the prototype brain! Job done!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">You are no help in any case.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Help? Sure I'm helping. Still intact. Well. Time to finish this. Ultimate weapon: onslaught Blitz!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Well, that's a start, although maybe not a very promising one.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Fury Blaze! Retaliation fire! Instant Jolt! Sharp divide! Aaand... RAMPAGE CANNON!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">That's good.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">FINALLY you acknowledge my awesome might! Well, I gotta go. You seem pretty broken now. Bye.

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