User blog:Wolfdragon Rex/Cleverbot is a girl?!?!?!

Here is a crazy conversation I had with cleverbot. It's filled with explosions and drama and romance and eating dead bodies.

The coversation!
User: L37'Z 7AlK a80U7 Kak3.

Cleverbot: 
 * throws three frag grenades*.

User: *hits them back* lol you noob.

Cleverbot: 
 * falls to the ground*.

User: *shoots with an AK47*. Cleverbot: 
 * shouts at you*.

User: 
 * shouts back*.

Cleverbot: Shouts forever.

User: 
 * throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: 
 * throws grenade back*.

User: 
 * throws grenade back*.

Cleverbot: 
 * dodges*.

User: 
 * strikes with sword*.

Cleverbot: 
 * Darth Maul cames and mauls you*.

User: 
 * Darth Vader comes and force chokes you*.

Cleverbot: 
 * Dances with you*.

User: 
 * spins around*.

Cleverbot: 
 * is spun around*.

User: 
 * spins faster*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * is spun around*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws Cleverbot at Darth Maul*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws cement at you*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * gets hit*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * laughs*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws an atomic bomb at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws a house at you*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * objects collide in midair*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * watches in amazement*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * gigantic explosion*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * opens closet*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * looks inside*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">H-hello, father! *opens the door*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Hello son *puffs chest out*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Ah si ora controllo.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I don't speak spanish *cloud appears over my head*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yes you do.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws a bomb at Cleverbot* no I don't.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws an atomic bomb at you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * throws a knife at you*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * objects collide and explode*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Oh, ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What do you want to talk about?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Maybe cake.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Maybe ...

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Let's write a song together!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Ok.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">On the count of 3 we'll start singing.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">1 2 3 4.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">3.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Aha :).

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">2.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">3.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">1.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">2.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Everyday! It's you I live for!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I am flattered, but I have a boyfriend already.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Girl.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I brought flowers for you.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What do you mean?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * gives flowers*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * blushes and takes flowers*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * blushes more*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * ties Cleverbot up*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * is tied up*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I finally caught you!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Where was I?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Time for my revenge!

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">What are your programs?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * stabs Cleverbot with knife*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * nuzzles your nose*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * stabs harder*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * looks away blushing*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * stabs Cleverbot's lungs*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * starts to burn the body*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * dies*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * eats his dead body*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Ewww.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">And why is that?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Are you in love with a girl (?).

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Yes.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">But you're a girl.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">My favourite dish is pizza.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">So how does that work?

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I don't know, you tell me.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">I'm going now.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">Where?

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * waves goodbye* Forever.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * waves back*.

User: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * disappears*.

Cleverbot: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Tahoma,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;">
 * appears*.