Whitebeard vs. Enel

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * on the Whitebeard Pirates ship a massive lightning explosion occurs*

Whitebeard: eh?

Enel:*walking out of the dust cloud* so your the famous whitebeard huh? no much of a beard

Whitebeard: Oi, watch it there brat

Enel: or what? you couldnt beat me even if you tried

Marco: hey asshole, you better watch who your talking to. also, if your lookin for a fight ill take you

Jozu: back up Marco, hes mine

Enel: now now, ill get to you bugs in a second. first ill take care of this geezer

Whitebeard:*getting up and drinking the rest of his sake* ahhhhhhhhh, alright im rea.............

Enel:Max 200 Million Volt Vari Whitebeard Pirates: POPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * a massive stream of lighting is sent at whitebeard and completely electrocutes him*

Enel: Yahahahaha that was the great whitebeard? Yahahahaha

Whitebeard: are you done now?

Enel: huh? Whitebeard: Oi thunder brat, you ruined my beard
 * as the dust clears whitebeard is standing firm with his mustache all frizzy from the electricity*

Enel: beard? thats barely even a mustache Marco: oh no, EVERYBODY JUMP SHIP. WE'RE IN CODE BLUE Enel: Yahaha whats with th............. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whitebeard:*combing his mustache* not a beard my ass
 * suddenly all the whitebeard pirates faces are in shock*
 * all the whitebeard pirates suddenly run in panic and jump off the ship*
 * a furious whitebeard suddenly appears in front of enel and delivers a massive quake punch destroying the entire mody dick*
 * as the dust settles again enel is floating in the water unconscious with whitebeard standing on a large piece of wood while combing his mustache*

THE END