User blog:Zeon1/The 5th Annual Hottest Female Character Contest- Nomination Round

[Silent clapping fills the air as Zeon walks in, wearing his finest tux, then takes a seat, a large table with 3 other chairs next to him.]

Me: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. It is I, your beloved Vice Admiral and CUC member, Zeon1. Welcome to the-

5th ANNUAL HOTTEST FEMALE CHARACTER CONTEST

Me: ...Indeed. Anyway, to celebrate this contest, I have brought the three greatest perverts I have at my disposal! Introducing the three guest commentators!

Sid: It's great to be here, boss man! And hello to you too, ladies...

Carson: [Shakes head] Sid, Sid, Sid.... You have to charm 'em first, ya know?

Art:  Ahem.

Me:  Problem?

Art:  Oh, nothing, it's just that I'M NOT A PERVERT!! [Storms off]

Me: The third judge has retired, it seems... Anyway, our remaining two judges, please recite the rules!

Sid and Carson: YESSIR! [Salute]

Sid: Rule one! This is a nomination round, so, naturally, you'll be nominating your favorite lovely ladies around the wiki!

Carson: However, there ARE restrictions!

Sid: Correct! You may nominate a max of 4 characters this round! The bare minimum is 2 characters! In addition, you can only nominate ONE of your own characters, and the others must be, well, others's characters! In addition, a character can only be nominated ONCE!

Carson: Hey, that's like, the main rule here!

Sid: Well, you just finish it off!

Carson: [Grumpily] Fine.... [Clears throat] Anyway, you can also not nominate characters who have WON in the past, though all other female characters (or those who have female forms) are fair game. The deadline for nominations is a week from Saturday!

Me: Happy nomating, and we hope you enjoy our little contest!

Carson: [Whispering] Dude, I got the camera!

Sid:  Really?! Good man!

Me: SHUT UP YOU TWO PERVS!

Sid and Carson: Yessir...