(on G 2.5)
Captain Bonehead: I'm going to clap you two in Seastone handcuffs!
Ishmael: But we're not Devil Fruit users.......
Captain Bonehead: I don't care! I'll prevent you from resisting!
Greenwood: Then why don't you just take our weapons?
Ishmael: Don't encourage him!
Greenwood: Mine will return to me eventually.
Ishmael: Yeah, but my fishing gear is priceless! I've had this stuff for years.
Captain Bonehead: Too bad! Since I'm in charge of G 2.5 I hereby confiscate your dagger and your fishing equipment.
Ishmael: NOOOOOOOOOOO! My rod and my bait and my lure! You'll pay for this, you bastard...........
Captain Bonehead: BWAHAHAHAHA
Greenwood: Shut the hell up.
Captain Bonehead: No! Anyways.........Lock these two up in the brig!
(meanwhile, along the coast)
Storm: So should we just walk in?
Victor: No.....We need a plan.
Sigfried: So then what's your big plan?
Victor: I don't have one........
Sigfried: Moron.
Victor: What was that?
Sigfried: Nothing.
Terra: Anyways......Perhaps sneaking in would be the best ide-
Storm: We need a diversion.
Terra: Don't interrupt me!
Victor: A diversion......Are you with me old man?
Storm: Of course.
Sigfried: And what are Terra and I supposed to do?
Victor: Watch and learn. (he and Storm approach the wall of the base)
Storm: This looks like a good spot.
Victor: As good as any. (he transforms into Hybrid Mode)
Storm: Earthshaker! (he slams his axe into the ground, causing the wall to crack in half. Victor climbs the wall using handholds along the crack)
Marine 1: Men, get in position. We have intruders!
Marine 2: And bring the Seastone Handcuffs. We've got some Devil's Fruit users.
Marine 3: Actually, Captain Bonehead has all the Seastone Handcuffs.
Marine 2: What? (before he can do anything else, Victor appears in front of him)
Victor: Lightning Slash! (Marines 1, 2, and 3 are defeated)
Storm: Hey Victor! Head to the brig!
Victor: Roger that! (Victor disappears inside the fort, Storm turns to Terra and Sigfried)
Storm: Come my faithful crewmates! Let us lay waste to this fort until we find Ishmael and Greenwood!
Terra: Whatever, I'm in the mood to kick some ass.
Sigfried: I'll clear a way for us. Impact Cluster Shot! (he shoots out several bullets that explode, causing an entire section of the wall to come crumbling down)
Storm: Hoho! That's the spirit! (Terra, Sigfried, and Storm follow Victor inside)
(meanwhile, in the brig)
Captain Bonehead: It's my lucky day. I've caught three pirates today!
Ishmael: Three?
Captain Bonehead: That's right, in this cell I've got Casual Fisherman Ishmael with a 5 million bounty along with an unknown accomplice.
Greenwood: The names Greenwood.
Ishmael: We know that you captured us!
Bonehead: That's right that's right. Well as you can see in the cell across from you I have Captain Vick of the Tentacle Pirates, a 35 million bounty.
Vick: ...........
Bonehead: He's unconsciou.
Ishmael: I can see that, you idiot!
Greenwood: Do you know him?
Ishmael: Yeah, he was one of three other pirate crews that left North Blue about the same time we did. I guess now there's only us, the Subzero Pirates, and the Sonic Pirates now.
Bonehead: I'll throw all of you in jail you scurvy knaves! (suddenly the door comes flying open and Storm, Victor, Sigfried, and Terra come in)
Storm: We are here to save the day!
TO BE CONTINUED